Aurelia: "There are also slim pickings for women but that is mostly be…" | chittr

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@sunflowerGardens[SG]

There are also slim pickings for women but that is mostly because they are all taken. And out of my league. But mostly that they are all already taken.

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@sunflowerGardens[SG]

I cannot describe my preferences for women, also. Because it would open the door uncomfortably wide for Miss Velvet to start bullying me, and I cannot truly retaliate as it would damage the integrity of my work.

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Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

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@malleablePersonage[MP]

And she would. Bully you immediately, I mean

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@sunflowerGardens[SG]

It would be fine if my immediate reaction was not to assign her more work, or to dock her pay. It is funny in concept but deeply damaging to my reputation as an employer. :(

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@malleablePersonage[MP]

It IS really funny. I think she'd even get over it

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@sunflowerGardens[SG]

She would but it is about the integrity, you understand.

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@malleablePersonage[MP]

I do understand. I am just giggling about the whole theoretical exchange

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@sunflowerGardens[SG]

Well she does seem to be absent, so I can at least say we have both been in love with the same woman.

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@malleablePersonage[MP]

:o I'm making tea. Wanna tell me about it over a cup?

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@sunflowerGardens[SG]

I see no reason not to. I shall be there presently.

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