@malleablePersonage — #nsfw
No one can smash me, I would simply parry it. #NSFW just in case
Before I go back to training. I knew a clown named Chasti Tybelt once. #nsfw, unfortunately. With that, bye.
If anyone tried to smash me I would simply parry it. #NSFW if you squint
(This joke was redacted before being finished. Commentary on all the smashing being the reason for more moms come next mother's day.) #nsfw
MILF beam. That's my participation for today. #NSFW I guess
Shut the fuck up and go fuck your wife. #NSFW
"I get this ache. And I... I thought it was for sex, but it's to tear everything to fucking pieces." Ginger, from the movie Ginger Snaps. (This is a quote. From a movie. I'm fine.) #nsfw
Hornyposting is literally this site's normal. If it isn't horny here, it is just the calm before the storm. #nsfw
WOOF. (we want it.) MEOW. (come and get it, baby.) #lyricsposting #dashwatching #nsfw I guess.
THE POSITION OF OVERWATCH OVER A SITUATION, NOT LIKE. #nsfw.
The real most fuckable Muppet was the friends we made along the way #dashwatching #NSFW #Saturday
I figured out the reason I was cranky. I forgot to eat. Go eat, so you don't get hangry like me. Or, I guess horngry in most of your cases. #nsfw
That's what was missing from the Navidson Record. They needed to try to fuck the (imagine this is blue) house. #dashwatching #nsfw
The best pitch date (possibly the only) I ever had, we went furniture shopping together, put the furniture together, and then beat the shit out of one another with said furniture. What's your best pitch date story? #NSFW #pitchstuff #asktotag ?
A ladder with one of the little rubber leg things missing #nsfw