@malleablePersonage — #nsfw
WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE "HORNY MONEY WORLD" by HOUSHOU MARINE STUCK IN MY HEAD #NSFW I GUESS
Reading old flarping dms. "YOU WANNA GET HIGH AND KILL EACH OTHER A COUPLE TIMES FOR FUN? MAYBE FUCK AFTER?" I was quite a different beast then. #nsfw #violence
I have Sloppy Seconds by Lay Bankz stuck in my head. The song is #NSFW I suppose
Also, I took it and will share nothing. Guess, if you want. #nsfw
Desimpmation Spear Barrage. Same general effect but it is because the spears worship you so much they simply must be near you, and explode from the overwhelming release of making contact. #NSFW just in case.
"There's boobs and butt out there" would work on a LOT of you, wouldn't it? #NSFW I guess
#freeforallfriday where you can interpret that as you will. #NSFW maybe but not inherently
Decimation titty barrage, apparently. #nsfw
And of course, traditionally, after you're done with the measuring tape, you have to grind tips before beginning your highblood honor duel. #dashwatching #nsfw
Have fun, make sure you use the soft edged measuring tape #dashwatching #nsfw
Local MILFS are calibrating their orbital strike! Click here NOW!!! so they can successfully triangulate your location! #nsfw
Hot single milfs want to use tactical weaponry IN YOUR AREA #NSFW I guess
stabmissive and beamable? #nsfw #nsfwe #violence okay I need to stop posting and go get this grilled cheese.
the one actual #nsfw thought you will likely get from me on this website is I miss getting my shit absolutely rocked by needlekind. #violence #nsfwe (?) I don't make posts like this often enough to be sure.
At the beam attack factory, guy asks me if he can fuck the beams. Buddy, they won't even let ME fuck the beams. #nsfw
... aurora bulgealis. at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the internet? localized entirely inside your chittr feed? yes. may I see it? no. #nsfw I guess
they used to tie you up (it's a living) I didn't recognize you without the handcuffs. #lyricsposting #nsfw I suppose
Time them up Tuesday? #NSFW I suppose
what else is in the teaches of peaches? #nsfw #lyricsposting
sex 2, the sequel to sex, is CANCELLED. #nsfw #meenradiabeach
it WAS very funny to turn around after fighting Dirk and being like "oh my god they're having sex" #nsfw #meenradiabeach
I have "hi, I'm a slut " by Lil Mariko stuck in my head. #nsfw
No one can smash me, I would simply parry it. #NSFW just in case
Before I go back to training. I knew a clown named Chasti Tybelt once. #nsfw, unfortunately. With that, bye.
If anyone tried to smash me I would simply parry it. #NSFW if you squint
(This joke was redacted before being finished. Commentary on all the smashing being the reason for more moms come next mother's day.) #nsfw
MILF beam. That's my participation for today. #NSFW I guess
Shut the fuck up and go fuck your wife. #NSFW
"I get this ache. And I... I thought it was for sex, but it's to tear everything to fucking pieces." Ginger, from the movie Ginger Snaps. (This is a quote. From a movie. I'm fine.) #nsfw
Hornyposting is literally this site's normal. If it isn't horny here, it is just the calm before the storm. #nsfw
WOOF. (we want it.) MEOW. (come and get it, baby.) #lyricsposting #dashwatching #nsfw I guess.
THE POSITION OF OVERWATCH OVER A SITUATION, NOT LIKE. #nsfw.
The real most fuckable Muppet was the friends we made along the way #dashwatching #NSFW #Saturday
I figured out the reason I was cranky. I forgot to eat. Go eat, so you don't get hangry like me. Or, I guess horngry in most of your cases. #nsfw
That's what was missing from the Navidson Record. They needed to try to fuck the (imagine this is blue) house. #dashwatching #nsfw
The best pitch date (possibly the only) I ever had, we went furniture shopping together, put the furniture together, and then beat the shit out of one another with said furniture. What's your best pitch date story? #NSFW #pitchstuff #asktotag ?
A ladder with one of the little rubber leg things missing #nsfw