I preferred Nat King Cole, anyway.
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Cease existing.
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To spite me, that would indic8te you matter to me. I care not if an ant is crawling upon faecal matter outside, the same as if you 8reathe or not.
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I lived for five centuries. At most, you occupied a single week of that span, one that ended with your death at my hand. Any version of events in which you pose some enduring threat to me never occurred. Your lusus, at 8est, was more of an investment; you were never anything more than a 8rief inconvenience in its ledger.
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