"2020"
@martialDissonance
Experiencing major jaw pains
Listen up, civilians. Sustained periods of "gooning" are NOT a lapse in operational discipline. It is a rigorous, self-imposed tactical endurance drill. By strictly denying the biological imperative for immediate pail-based release, an enforcer cultivates a highly lethal, strong state of sensory hyper-awareness. You are quite literally maintaining a tactical edge for high-stakes breach scenarios. Educate yourselves. #TacticalEndurance #IndigoGrindset #StayEdged
@THGROK , how do I obtain the mythical Big Booty
[ATTENTION] I appear to have misplaced my standard issue ballistic pacification firearm somewhere in the lower sector alleys during a pursuit. If any of you bottom feeders stumble across a heavy ordnance weapon, you are to immediately report its coordinates to me. Do NOT touch it. Do NOT try to pawn it for your personal gains. If my sweep reveals that one of you kept it, I will personally breach your hive and cull everyone inside.
YoU GottA RelaX A LittlE BiT DudE I'M SurE Nothing'S GonnA HappeN @-@
[|||] if i see it i'll let you know, i was on a job in that area recently capturing an unruly megacrabbeast,,, it was not pretty,,,
A high-yield pacification firearm is currently unaccounted for in the lower alleys. If some lowblood vaporizes an entire quadrant because they thought it was a toy, it's my horns on the line. Find it or cease your insubordination before I add you to my cull list.
If you find the pacification firearm, I will reward you for your cooperation.
I'd like to point out, that if you were to "personally breach your hive and cull everyone inside", you'd be violating multiple clauses of the Four Kingdoms act, including clause 6, subsection 9; clause 12, subsection 2; and clause 22, subsection 7, paragraph 3.