gog i hatE USing my hEiRESS 'pRiviLEgES' to mEDiatE thingS. SomEhoW a fUn paRty tURnED to mE LiStEning to tWo SiDES aRgUing back anD foRth LikE i'm pLaying a gamE of 'LEaD LEgiSLacERatoR'
Let them settle their differences with a pill eating contest. Eventually it will clear out the problem and you won't even need to lift a hand.
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