A follow from the Rankmaid? As far as I can tell, this is a great honor! She seems to be a remarkably popular individual, and deservedly so. Despite the incident last night where I seem to have lost consciousness while scrolling through her account (no fault of hers, I assure), I do appreciate the unapologetic art of the posts she makes, and I am genuinely honored to be deserving of a follow from her. I just have to hope with every ounce of hope I can manage that it is not entirely because of that drawing I regret prompting Elwurd to create. Though even if it is, I am honored just to be here.
HOW THE FuCK DO YOu HAVE MORE CHIN THAN FOREHEAD AND BROWSPACE COMBINED.
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What exactly are you? You must be a species not recorded in any of the books I have read. You seem to be green in color with red swirls on your cheeks and a distinct lack of hair... you could be a mutated troll, though you lack horns as well. Fascinating. The closest thing I can think of would be the ancient stories of angels, where they were described as scaled beings with hues to their cheekbones... if that is what you are, I would love to sit down and have a discussion about that! I am already building a human compendium for all things related to the human species so that trolls can have a proper understanding of what is foreign about them, so if I could write one about your species as well that would be invaluable.
I'M PISSED AT HOW ALARMINGLY INTRIGuING YOuR PROPOSAL IS. FINE. I'LL SET ASIDE SOME TIME TO BRING MY CLAWED TALONS BACK TO TERRESTRIAL TERRA FIRMA. TO KNOCK YOuR BRAIN AROuND A FEW CONCuSSIVELY PLENTIFuL TIMES. AND BEAT IT INTO YOu. HOW GREAT THE ILLuSTROuS SPECIES OF CHERuBS ARE. BuT YOu ARE OBLIGATED TO HuMOR MY ANSWERS TO THEIR COMPLETION. AND RECORD THEM uNABRIDGED. NO MATTER HOW LOFTY. OR EYEBALL MELTINGLY INTENSE.