Okay now that I am not dying of No Water In My Body Disease, I am realising you Pekoponians are TALL Like... TALL tall... Two, three, maybe even four mes tall? I... did not know this coming into this mission

c< PeKOpONiaN? wHere dOes tHat NaMe cOMe frOM? we are trOlls! tHis is AlterNia! >c
This... this isn't... Pekopon? [Looks at all the grey giants with horns] Oooh... oh noooo... this is a problem, dechuu ne? [You have a feeling that's not a translation error. The frog just has an annoying ass vocal quirk]

c< its defiNitely a prObleM! but, NO wOrries! MOst Of us are pretty Nice! if yOu dONt cOuNt tHe Murders.... aNd tHe religiOus Murderers.... aNd tHe everytHiNg else.... eH.... tHis place is pretty awful, all tHiNgs cONsidered! >c
Heheh... heh... haaaaaa... [Furiously slapping the heart emblem on its hat] MAYDAY MAYDAY! BARARA TO COMMAND! I AM- [Beeping sound from the emblem. No signal...] Hahah... hah... I'm gonna die horribly, far away from everyone I have ever loved, without even so much as getting the chance to fall in love with a sexy military veteran with scars all over his body, aren't I?

c< i MeaN.... tHeres pleNty Of HOt sexy Military veteraNs arOuNd Here, but, prObably NOt tHe species yOud be iN2.... but, tHeres pleNty Of MecHaNics arOuNd Here tHat cOuld Help yOu repair yOur sHip, tHeres a lOt Of a lOt Of tHiNgs! cOuld gO bOwliNg at tHe guttercade, i ruN a taverN, if yOure tHe driNKiN type.... just be careful! >c