YOU. M-E. GAS STATION. W)(at are we getting for dinner? Sus)(i of course. U)( o)(, t)(ere was a roofie inside of our gas station sus)(i, we black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fis)(; )(orny fis)(. You know w)(at t)(at means. Fis)( orgy, t)(e stenc)( draws in a bear. W)(at are we gonna do? We're gonna fig)(t it. B-EAR FIG)(T. B-EAR )(AND-ED. B-EAR naked? o)( yes, please. We befriend t)(e bear after we beat it in a brawl. t)(en we ride into a c)(uck-e-c)(eese, dance dance revolution. R-EVOLUTION? OV-ERT)(ROW T)(-E GOV-ERNM-ENT? u)(, I t)(ink so. next t)(ing you know, i'm reincarnated as Jesus C)(rist. T)(en i turn into a jet, fly into t)(e sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, w)(ite out w)(ic)( i didn't know you could do, t)(en i smoked a joint. Greened-out, t)(en i turned into t)(e sun. u)( o)(, looks like t)(e met)( is kicking in.
I apologize for t)(e outburst I )(ad no idea t)(e Internet )(as sunken treasure until I can across t)(is FINedo 38)
c< NaH, gO 4 it, tHis is a classic pOst! we lOve 2 see it >c