jesus hot sauce christmas cake what the fuck happened last night why drove a fuckin train over my entire head
c< i... tHiNK tHats tHe HaNgOver talKiN, care 4 sOMe water? literally aNytHiNg tHat isNt alcOHOl? >c
my mouth tastes like god shit in it and the shit was a 10 ton weight but ive had worse i guess
yeah but lets not crazy im gonna need a prairie oyster for something this bad -shot of gin -raw egg yolk without the white -hot sauce -pepper get this for me and ill fucking owe you my life
c< dONt wOrry, ive Had ONe Here 4 ya siNce i Heard yOu rOll Outta bed >c
fuckin christ youre beautiful if you got a shower i can use ill practically marry you on the spot at this rate
c< i dONt NOrMally let peOple use it, but ill MaKe aN exceptiON 4 yOu, its tHrOugH My rOOM, last ON tHe left upstairs, tHeres sOap aNd stuff ON tHe sHelf iN tHere, yOull see it >c
ha ha i can only hope that means i did somethin last night for ya to like me thanks ill be out in a jif
c< Of cOurse, if yOure MissiN aNytHiN frOM yOur pOcKets, Or bag Or wHatever, itll be iN tHe rOOM i put yOu iN, iN tHe dresser >c