
wow, i just woke up and found this awesome piece of social media? hi everyone! my name's timi! but you can call me tim. today's, by my calendar time, the 18th of may, 2026! and its been ten days since i god tiered! oh wow, being a bard of time feels so incred- oh hey! a pinned post, right on the account i made! let me read that real quick

BECAUSE I RAN OUT OF IDEAS AND SUCK AT INVESTIGATING THATS WHY

I HATE THAT THIS MAKES SENSE CURSE YOU ME, AND THIS DEEPLY RATIONAL ARGUMENT

Because they haven’t gotten you yet. They’re coming for me.

c< yOu, are paNicKiNg, s2p tHiNKiNg, realize yOur past self asKs yOu 2 dO tHis, Out Of desperatiON aNd dO wHat yOur pusHer tells yOu, OKay? ill be Here if yOu Need Me >c

oh, geeze, im so sorry. try hiding in a shed or something, beams probably cant permeate through there.

You’re so right.

my pusher is telling me things that id rather, "push out", haha, thats a joke, that means i /really/ dont want to go through this. like, really really. oh my god. theyre going to hate so much. ................. wish i was a knight of blood or something. i... eugh. okay. okay. lets...... get to work...

c< ONce agaiN, deep breatHs, OKay? yOuve gOt tHis, dONt HOld bacK, NOte everytHiNg, if tHis fails, tHeN it dOesNt Matter, but tHe KNOwledge dOes, if it succeeds, tHeN it Matters tHe MOst >c

yeah. yeah, youre right. deep breaths. like diving deep underwater. i take my fill of air and... ...take the plunge.

c< exactly.... aNd agaiN, if yOu ever Need Help.... iM Here >c