I've always wanted to see some of this... "Troll blood", still! It's becoming an insatiable craving! Like staring at food through a screen you know you can't get your hands on in person. #violence
c< yeaH! ive gOt frieNds wHO i let driNK My blOOd ON OccasiON! >c
I heard you lot come in different colors! Is that true!? What color are you then!? Does it taste differently depending on color? SO. MANY. QUESTIONS!
c< we dO! iM purple, aNd it dOes taste differeNt depeNdiNg ON tHe cOlOr! >c
You foll mystify a Regular Guy like me so so SO much!!! I'm happy to have a volunteer! Though, unsure how you'll get me any of your ichor. :/
c< well, it alsO tastes differeNt eveN aMONg caste MeMbers, sOMe peOple i KNOw aMONg tHe saMe caste Have iNcredibly differeNt flavOrs! >c
Sounds absolutely like a wonder to behold! Just leave a small jar of it outside your bedroom door, and it'll be gone lickity-split. :) Don't ask how.
c< dONt wOrry! ive gOt frieNds wHO caN Help witH tHat, plus, if MeMOry serves, i caN dO tiMe sHit 2 get basically aNywHere! >c
c< ill see if i caN get it 2 yOu sOON! Or, actually, ill just MaKe a NOte 4 future Me 2 leave it witH yOu at sOMe pOiNt 2MOrrOw! >c