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Thank anything that might be listening! I found a weird thing on the floor and it seems to be some kind of alien phone?! It prompted me to set an account so I made something up on the spot. Is this thing on?! Can anyone read this and tell me where I am?!°❀.࿔

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Thank you? I think?°❀.࿔

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The chances of a living alien being on Alternia is low, but Y/[N]t zero. The chances of a troll who has a concussion is significantly higher. Either way, your chances of death due to either of those factors are high.

So are 'Alternians' called 'trolls', then? Is this a dangerous planet?°❀.࿔

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Stay out of the sun and know that everything on Alternia is unsuspecting prey. Especially you.

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this feels like cullbait but [Y]/N to both of those things.

Oh gods. Okay noted oh fuck should I find somewhere to hide?! I was going to look for shelter and there seems to be a settlement nearby... But now going to it seems like a bad idea!°❀.࿔

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Going there is a 50/50 chance of getting you killed. Shelter, yes. But weigh your options. Would you rather deal with trolls, who you can attempt to negotiate with even if it doesn't work, or would you rather deal with the wildlife, which will see you as food?

Well apparently the paint on the walls is BLOOD. So I am LEAVING.°❀.࿔