𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 So long, Mom,
I'm off to drop some pianos,
So don't wait up for me.
But while you swelter
Down there in your shelter,
You can see me
On your TV.
While we're attacking frontally,
Watch Brinkally and Huntally,
Describing contrapuntally
The people we have lost.
No need for you to miss a minute
Of the agonizing of how much this will cost.
Little Johnny Jones he was a Alternian pilot,
And no shrinking vi'let was he.
He was mighty proud when self war was declared.
He wasn't scared,
No siree!
And this is what he said on
His way to trollmageddon:
So long, Mom,
I'm off to drop the bomb,
So don't wait up for me.
But though I may roam,
I'll come back to my home,
Although it may be
A pile of debris.
#killscratch
Remember, Mommy,
I'm off to get a cueball,
So send me some strudel
And try to smile somehow.
I'll look for you when the war is over ---
An hour and a half from now 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀