[A video starts, Jigsaw is sittling on a chair too big for him in what appears to be an abandoned warehouse] Hey everyone! Sorry I've been a bit absent lately, I've been really diving deep into my latest project. [A man can be heard wailing and pleading in the background] Hold on... [Jigsaw turns to the side] Amanda! Can you go sedate him again, restart the trap too it's only fair. What? No I can't do it myself, I'm doing a thing. [He gestures to the camera] YES IT'S IMPORTANT! Listen do this and you can have one and a half spaghetti meals in one day okay? [Jigsaw turns back and gives a jokingly exasperated expression, or at least attempts to with body language] Can't find good help am I right? I just wanted to inform everyone that I'm doing good, catch you later trap lovers.
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Why must you forsake my unending life with your wretchedness?
Well that's not a very nice thing to say at all Alucard. What did I even do to deserve this? Is it because I'm a puppet?
You must think of me as a fool. You know what you have done. I am onto you..
What? Are you going to fight the two foot tall puppet? Yeah you're sooo big and strong buddy.
If the time comes, perhaps, I shall.