「 I need a new fucking job. ⥮
「 I work cleaning up the mess created by over a dozen idiot officers I have the misfortune of sharing a ship with. Guess what they did while I was asleep. ⥮
...iᛏ Would Noᛏ Have ᛏo Do Wiᛏh Faygo Would Iᛏ?
Well ᛏhaᛏ Is Whaᛏ I Am Presenᛏly Dealing Wiᛏh. ᛏhankfully ᛏhe Idioᛏs Who Did Iᛏ Are Presenᛏly Cleaning Iᛏ Up ᛏhemselves.
「 Faygo was banned three sweeps ago after one of the clowns decimated the nutrition block and another one tried to force-feed it to the helmsman. ⥮
We Had Free Faygo Day And For ᛏhe Pasᛏ 40 Sweeps We Have Had No Issues Buᛏ Our New Baᛏch Of Subjuggulaᛏors Apparenᛏly Needs Proper ᛏraining On ᛏhe Maᛏᛏer
「 They like to send the most inconvenient ones to this ship specifically. We have some of the weirdest on-board rules in the quadrant we’re currently stationed in as a result. Nonetheless, I don’t envy you. ⥮