<A lŏŏŏŏt ŏf kĭds / ŏn thĭs wĕbsĭtĕ. Bŭt / măybĕ I shŏŭldn't bĕ / sŭrprĭsĕd.> / <Yŏŭ knŏw. Gĭvĕn thĕ / stătĕ ŏf ĕvĕrythĭng>
There's literally a site rule against it so I would be very surprised, actually.
<Tăkĭng thĭs ă bĭt / tŏŏ lĭtĕrălly. I căll / ă lŏt ŏf fŏlks / yŏŭngĕr thăn mĕ 'kĭd.'>
200 sweep old purpleblood btw
Apologies. I have internet child safety on the mind and presumed a bit too much, indeed.
<It's fĭnĕ, rĕălly. Thĭs / sĭtĕ shŏŭld bĕ kĕpt / ăwăy frŏm ăctŭăl chĭldrĕn, / I ăgrĕĕ.>