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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BOOFED TOP SHELF CRYSTALIZED SOPOR SO HAHARD I STARTED HAHALLUCINATING THE MIRTHFUL MUTHAHAFUCKING MESSIAHS THEMSELVES POURING THAHAT SWEET FAYGAN ELIXER DOWN MY GULLET SO PLENTIFUL THAHAT IT HIT MY STOMACH LIKE A GROG SHOT. WHEN I CAME TO I WAS FACE-DOWN IN A PUDDLE OF MY OWN GRUB SAUCE WITH A BEAT-ASS VIOLETBLOODED BITCH FROM THE OUTER FLEETS. NO GILLS, ONLY ONE HORN. STILL FUCKED HER ANYWAYS. GLUBBY TOPPY HAHAD ME SPEAKING ANCIENT ALTERNIAN BACKWARDS FOR A FORTNIGHT, THEN LIT UP A FUGU TOKE WHILE THE CAEGARS PILED UP. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN TO ME MAN. #nsfw #substance #rechitt

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