IF I HEAR ONE OF MY CLIENT§ A§KING ABOUT A/B/O WHILE AT THEIR DEPO§ITION AGAIN IM LEAVING YOUR A§§ AT THE §TAND.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YEAH SO WHAHAT IF IT'S REALLY MUTHAHAFUCKING IMPORTANT THAHAT THE JUDGE UNDERSTANDS THAHAT I'M A SIGMA MALE, AND IT'S REALLY MUTHAHAFUCKING IMPORTANT THAHAT THE JUDGE UNDERSTAND WHAHAT THAHAT MEANS, SO I REALLY NEED TO EXPLAIN WHAHAT IT MEANS THAHAT I'M A SIGMA AND HOW THAHAT'S DIFFERENT THAHAN BEING AN ALPHAHA MALE. :o? THIS IS THE SHIT THEY DON'T TEACH YOU IN LAW SCHOOL.
Hi§ Honorable Tyranny know§ what a §igma i§. You do not need to be explaining that.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SEE I THINK I DO. AND I THINK HE'S GONNA APPRECIATE ME EXPLAINING MY SIGMA REALNESS.
If you do, I will leave you a the §tand and go §moke the cigar they confi§cated from you.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I GOT A TROLLNO REVERSE DRAW +4 CARD THAHAT SAYS YOU WON'T ACTUALLY. CHECKMATE, I'M SO MUTHAHAFUCKING GOOD AT THIS LEGAL SHIT.
Try me MUTHAHAFUCKER. When you are a§ked, tell them that your lawyer i§ "Pro §e".
Now that we are on the §ame page, you will have to repre§ent your§elf at thi§ arraignment. You have another hearing tomorrow morning.


