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@mercurialGorepriest — #serious

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'd like to talk about something serious tonight. FUCKING SIKE, REAL TRAP SHIT. I REALLY DO THIS SHIT MAN. BOOFED TOP SHELF CRYSTALIZED SOPOR SO HARD I STARTED HALLUCINATING THE MIRTHFUL MUTHAFUCKING MESSIAHS THEMSELVES POURING THAT SWEET FAYGAN ELIXER DOWN MY GULLET SO PLENTIFUL THAT IT HIT MY STOMACH LIKE A GROG SHOT. WHEN I CAME TO I WAS FACE-DOWN IN A PUDDLE OF MY OWN GRUB SAUCE WITH A BEAT-ASS VIOLETBLOODED BITCH FROM THE OUTER FLEETS. NO GILLS, ONLY ONE HORN. STILL FUCKED HER ANYWAYS. GLUBBY TOPPY HAD ME SPEAKING ANCIENT ALTERNIAN BACKWARDS FOR A FORTNIGHT, THEN LIT UP A FUGU TOKE WHIL...Read more

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