@mercurialGorepriest — #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 JUST FIGURED OUT HOW TO MAKE CRACK IN THE AIR FRYER. TODAY, THE STREETS. TOMORROW, THE WORLD. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE ONLY THING THAHAT GOT ME THROUGH QUITTING NICOTINE WAS GOLDBLOOD GIRLBULGE AND CRACK COCAINE. #nsfw #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 OKAY LISTEN UP KIDDOS I'M A SHAHARK YOU'RE A MINNOW, BALLS ON YOUR CHIN CALL YOUR BITCH TROLL JAY LENO. SPIT BARBITURATES TO MAKE YOU SHAHAKE YOUR SPHERES AND SHIT, TO HAHAVE YOUR BODY MOVING HAHAVE YOUR HIPS JUST THROWING FITS. #lyrics #substance #nsfw #YungJugg
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BOOFED TOP SHELF CRYSTALIZED SOPOR SO HAHARD I STARTED HAHALLUCINATING THE MIRTHFUL MUTHAHAFUCKING MESSIAHS THEMSELVES POURING THAHAT SWEET FAYGAN ELIXER DOWN MY GULLET SO PLENTIFUL THAHAT IT HIT MY STOMACH LIKE A GROG SHOT. WHEN I CAME TO I WAS FACE-DOWN IN A PUDDLE OF MY OWN GRUB SAUCE WITH A BEAT-ASS VIOLETBLOODED BITCH FROM THE OUTER FLEETS. NO GILLS, ONLY ONE HORN. STILL FUCKED HER ANYWAYS. GLUBBY TOPPY HAHAD ME SPEAKING ANCIENT ALTERNIAN BACKWARDS FOR A FORTNIGHT, THEN LIT UP A FUGU TOKE WHILE THE CAEGARS PILED UP. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN TO ME MAN. #nsfw #substance #rechitt
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHERE THE TIG OLE BITTY OLIVEBLOODS AT, AND DO THEY WANNA BUY THIS HONDA ODYSSEY FILLED WITH COCAINE CUT WITH CATNIP? :o? #substance #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHAHAT YOU WANT? I GOT KETAMINE, METH, MDMA, ADDERALL, RUMBLE DRAGONFLY, HEROINE, COKE, CRACK, CODEINE, OXIES, PERCS, VIKES, PCP, LSD, DELAUDED, MASCULINE, MUSHROOMS, BATH SALTS, CORTISONE, TORADOL. I GOT MOLLY I GOT SISTER SANDRA I GOT BIG FRANK. I GOT BIRTH CONTROL, I GOT PLAN B, I GOT THAHAT MORPHINE FROM TROLL CHINA THEY TOOK OFF THE MARKET, SHIT TO MAKE YOUR BULGE HAHARD, SHIT TO MAKE YOUR BULGE SOFT, SHIT THAHAT'LL FIND YOUR BULGE. THIS SHIT HERE'S FROM TROLL KENYA, SUPPOSED TO BE A SCURVY CURE IN SILVERBACK GORILLAS BUT IN TROLLS IT JUST MAKES EM VIOLENTLY MASTURBATE. DID I SAY CRACK? CU...Read more
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 A LOT OF TALK FROM ON HERE ABOUT HOW YOU LOT ARE NORMAL. WELL I'M NOT. I'M NOT WELL ADJUSTED. I'M A MUTHAHAFUCKING ANIMAL. I'LL TAKE YOUR KISMESIS BY THE TIDDIES AND HAHAVE THEM SEEING PURPLE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. WHEN I BOOF MDMA I SMOKE THAHAT SHIT DIRECTLY THROUGH MY MOTHAHAFUCKING NOSTRILS. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO BE, IT WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING TO ME, AND IT WILL CONTINUE TO BE NOTHING TO ME MAN. I AM THE X FACTOR. #nsfw #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GOING TO THE MUTHAHAFUCKING GAS STATION TO PICK UP AN OUNCE FROM MY GOLDFISH GUY, HE'S ALSO SELLING ME AN EIGHTH OF E. YOU GUYS WANT ANYTHING? #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I JUST SMOKED A WHOLE BAG OF GHOST PEPPER CRACK, THEY GOT ME IN A STATE OF RIGOR MORTIS. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 JUST MACRO'D AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF MELATONIN AND GROUND FIFTEEN MAGNESIUM CAPSULES BETWEEN MY MOLARS. GONNA STAY AWAKE UNTIL THE ARCHAHANGELS TAKE ME. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME, SNIPE. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHO'S TRYNA BUY SOME OF THIS STICKY HUMBABA MIND HONEY ZAZA? SELLING AN EIGHTH FOR FIFTY BOONBUCKAROOS. HMU. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M AT ERIDANWEEK HIGH AS FUCK AND I'VE GOT A GUN IN MY BACKPACK. WHO WANTS TO BLOW MY BULGE BEHIND THE TEQUILA VENDOR? #nsfw #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LOTTA TALK ABOUT #ERIDANWEEK. NO PARTY IS COMPLETE WITHOUT YUNG JUGG. #IMCOMING AND I'M BRINGING A METRIC TON OF ECSTASY. AN ACTUAL METRIC TON. I WEIGHED IT. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechitt (•́⍜•̀)🎪 SNORTED LINES OF PURE MDMA, GROUND UP MANDRAKE ROOT LACED WITH ERESHKIGAL'S ICHOR AND CRUSHED OPIUM POPPY STRAIGHT FROM THE HAHANGING GARDEN. BOOFED THAHAT SHIT RAW UNTIL THE STARS IN ENUMA EILISH STARTED REWRITING THEMSELVES IN MY PERIPHERAL VISION AND I HAHALLUINATED TIAMAT HERSELF GIVING ME THE SLOPPIEST TOP FROM THE ABYSS. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN TO ME MAN. #nsfw #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IT HAHAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAHAT THE PRESIDENT OF ALTERNIA NEEDS TO PASS A FIELD SOBRIETY TEST. I AM OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCING THAHAT I WITHDRAW MY BID FOR ALTERNIAN PRESIDENT 2030. VOTE YUNG JUGG 2030. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS SOPOR INTO FUEL AND NOOK INTO FUCKED NOOK. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME SNIPE. #nsfw #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY GAINS SO HUGE, MY WEALTH SO IMPERIAL, I GOT OLIVEBLOOD SHAWTIES CARVING MY SYMBOL INTO TREEBARK JUST TO GET A CHANCE TO SMOKE SOME OF MY HUMBABA CATNIP. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BIG BOOTY BRONZEBLOOD ON BY RIGHT, TIG OLE BITTY SUBJUG ON THE LEFT, PUT ME IN THE MIDDLE AND CALL ME PB&J SANDWICHED. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 PUSSYCLOT, THE CASUALTIES YOU WILL SUFFER TRYING TO FUCK WITH ME WILL HAVE YOU THINKING LIKE TROLL MAGNUS CARLSEN. ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY, BUT THIS GLOCK SURE WAS. GIVE ME THE MUTHAFUCKING FENT. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BUILT UP TOO MUCH TOLERANCE TO MDMA, GONNA MACRODOSE ON BENADRYL JUST TO RAWDOG NIGHT TERROR HALLUCINATIONS AND MAKE MYSELF FEEL SOMETHING AGIAN. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #RECHITT BOOFED STRAIGHT AMBROSIAN GODBLOOD WITH POWDERED BICYCLOPS EYE IN THE BACK THE TRIEME, WOKE UP SPEAKING PHOENICIAN, FOUNDED CARTHAGE BY ACCIDENT, THEN BURNED THAT SHIT DOWN MYSELF THREE CENTURIES EARLY JUST CAUSE I WAS BORED AND THE TUSKBEASTS LOOKED AT ME FUNNY. HAULED OUT WITH A RUSTBLOODED SHAWTY OVER MY SHOULDER, WENT FULL BULLDOG ON HER NOOK IN THE FIRE AND FLAMES UNTIL SHE THOUGHT I WAS THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS. I'M LITERALLY JUST BUILT DIFFERENT. #NSFW #SUBSTANCE
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechitt (•́⍜•̀)🎪 SNORTED LINES OF PURE MDMA, GROUND UP MANDRAKE ROOT LACED WITH ERESHKIGAL'S ICHOR AND CRUSHED OPIUM POPPY STRAIGHT FROM THE HANGING GARDEN. BOOFED THAT SHIT RAW UNTIL THE STARS IN ENUMA EILISH STARTED REWRITING THEMSELVES IN MY PERIPHERAL VISION AND I HALLUINATED TIAMAT HERSELF GIVING ME THE SLOPPIEST TOP FROM THE ABYSS. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN TO ME MAN. #nsfw #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'd like to talk about something serious tonight. FUCKING SIKE, REAL TRAP SHIT. I REALLY DO THIS SHIT MAN. BOOFED TOP SHELF CRYSTALIZED SOPOR SO HARD I STARTED HALLUCINATING THE MIRTHFUL MUTHAFUCKING MESSIAHS THEMSELVES POURING THAT SWEET FAYGAN ELIXER DOWN MY GULLET SO PLENTIFUL THAT IT HIT MY STOMACH LIKE A GROG SHOT. WHEN I CAME TO I WAS FACE-DOWN IN A PUDDLE OF MY OWN GRUB SAUCE WITH A BEAT-ASS VIOLETBLOODED BITCH FROM THE OUTER FLEETS. NO GILLS, ONLY ONE HORN. STILL FUCKED HER ANYWAYS. GLUBBY TOPPY HAD ME SPEAKING ANCIENT ALTERNIAN BACKWARDS FOR A FORTNIGHT, THEN LIT UP A FUGU TOKE WHIL...Read more
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I STAY BOOFING LINES OF PURE HAN DYNASTY OPIUM THEBAICUM STRAIGHT FROM THE POPPY FIELDS OF OF YUNNAN, CUT THAT SHIT WITH LOTUS PETALS SO THAT THE QING DYNASTY KNOWS I'M NOT PLAYING AROUND. IF THEY DON'T STOP PLAYING WITH ME I'M GONNA HAVE TO BUY OUT THE WHOLE SILK ROAD. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE DRUGS I DO MAKE THE DRUGS YOU DO LOOK LIKE A NIC STICK. TAKE YOUR GOOGOO GAGA ZAZA BACK TO THE JUUL STORE AND TALK TO ME WHEN YOU'RE LIGHTING UP THAT FUGU FENT HUMBABA. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 TEALBLOODED PIGGIES TRIED TO RAID MY HUMBABA FARM, PULLED UP ON MY SHIT LIKE OPPS TALKING ABOUT REGULATIONS THIS AND ILLEGAL THAT. FLEXED MY MIRTHFUL WEALTH SO VISCIOUS I HAD THEM REWRITING THE ALTERNIAN CONSTITUTION TO LET 'EM KNOW NOT TO FUCK WITH ME. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechitt (•́⍜•̀)🎪 SNORTED LINES OF CRYSTALIZED SOPOR STRAIGHT FROM A FUGU SEADWELLER'S RECUPERACOON, CUT THAT SHIT WITH CRUSHED UP MIND MONEY AND BOOFED IT SO HARD I STARTED SHADOWBOXING THE IMPERIAL DRONES IN MY PERIPHERAL VISION. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE DRUGS I DO MAKE THE DRUGS YOU DO LOOK LIKE A NIC STICK. TAKE YOUR GOOGOO GAGA ZAZA BACK TO THE JUUL STORE AND TALK TO ME WHEN YOU'RE LIGHTING UP THAT FUGU FENT HUMBABA. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechitt (•́⍜•̀)🎪 I WOULD DO HENNYTHING FOR THE HENNY, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? DO YOU UNDERSTAND? HENNYTHING. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I BEEN ON THAT PRIMORDIAL OOZE GRIND MENTALITY SINCE THE FIRST ZIGGURAT BRICK WAS LAID, CLOCKING 24/7 4 SWEEP SHIFTS IN THE CLAY PITS OF BEFORUS, FLIPPING EMPIRES LIKE HOT COPPER INGOTS WHILE THE REST OF YOU MUTHAFUCKERS WERE STILL LEARNING HOW TO COUNT YOUR WOOLBEASTS. FLEXING MY WEALTH SO LIQUIDOUS AND BOTTOMLESS I MAKE VIOLETBLOODS LOOK LIKE BROKEASS SEAHORSE SHEPHERDS, GOT VAULTS STACKED DEEPER THAN THE DUAT WITH MELTED DOWN PIRATE GOLD AND BUSHELS OF CRYSTALIZED SOPOR THAT YOUR LUSUS WANTS TO KNOW WHEN I GET OFF WORK. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BOOFED STRAIGHT AMBROSIAN GODBLOOD WITH POWDERED BICYCLOPS EYE IN THE BACK OF A PHOENICIAN TRIEME, WOKE UP SPEAKING PHOENICIAN, FOUNDED CARTHAGE BY ACCIDENT, THEN BURNED THAT SHIT DOWN MYSELF THREE CENTURIES EARLY JUST CAUSE I WAS BORED AND THE TUSKBEASTS LOOKED AT ME FUNNY. HAULED OUT WITH A RUSTBLOODED SHAWTY OVER MY SHOULDER, WENT FULL BULLDOG ON HER NOOK IN THE FIRE AND FLAMES UNTIL SHE THOUGHT I WAS THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS. I'M LITERALLY JUST BUILT DIFFERENT. #substance #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I BEEN ON THAT GRIND, I AM ON THAT GRIND, I WILL CONTINUE TO BE ON THAT GRIND. I BE RUNNING REFINED SOPOR THROUGH THRASHTHRUST LIKE IT'S THE SILK ROAD AND SETTING UP MIND HONEY MONOPOLIES LIKE I'M TRYNA BE THE NEXT KHUN SA. GOT THOSE VIOLETBLOODED SHAWTIES FAWNING OVER MY GAINS SO BODACIOUS THAT SHE'S BEGGING TO SEE MY MIRTHFULROSARIES, HAD TO LAY HER OUT ON A SHIPWRECK UNTIL SHE FORGOT WHAT THE HEMOSPECTRUM WAS AND WAS GLUBBING MY NAME. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #nsfw #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 TEALBLOODED PIGGIES TRIED TO RAID MY HUMBABA FARM, PULLED UP ON MY SHIT LIKE OPPS TALKING ABOUT REGULATIONS THIS AND ILLEGAL THAT. FLEXED MY MIRTHFUL WEALTH SO VISCIOUS I HAD THEM REWRITING THE ALTERNIAN CONSTITUTION TO LET 'EM KNOW NOT TO FUCK WITH ME. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SNORTED LINES OF CRYSTALIZED SOPOR STRAIGHT FROM A FUGU SEADWELLER'S RECUPERACOON, CUT THAT SHIT WITH CRUSHED UP MIND MONEY AND BOOFED IT SO HARD I STARTED SHADOWBOXING THE IMPERIAL DRONES IN MY PERIPHERAL VISION. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GOT SEVEN HUNDRED POUNDS OF MDMA I NEED TO OFFLOAD BY 7PM OR I'M WASHED, WHO WANTS TO BUY AN EIGHTH? #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY FIT SO FRESH, MY CHUCKLEVOODOO SO POTENT, HOW DO I DO IT? COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF NARCOTICS. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FLEXED SO MANY BOONSTACKS THAT I CORNERED THE ENTIRE LATE BRONZE AGE POPPY TRADE, BOUGHT OUT THE MINOAN AND PHOENICIAN TRADE ROUTES MOVING THEBAIC OPIUM ACROSS THE MEDITERRANEAN AND FLOODED THE AEGEAN WITH UNCUT WEIGHT SO HEAVY THE MYCENAEAN KINGS WERE FIENDING HARDER THAN THEY DID FOR HELEN OF TROY. TURNED THE MUTHAFUCKIN CEDAR FOREST INTO MY PERSONAL GROW OP FOR THAT TOP SHELF HUMBABA STRAIN, THEN RAZED THAT SHIT ANYWAYS BECAUSE MY OPPS TRIED TO SHORT ME ON THE YIELD. REAL SHIT. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SNORTED LINES OF PURE MDMA, GROUND UP MANDRAKE ROOT LACED WITH ERESHKIGAL'S ICHOR AND CRUSHED OPIUM POPPY STRAIGHT FROM THE HANGING GARDEN. BOOFED THAT SHIT RAW UNTIL THE STARS IN ENUMA EILISH STARTED REWRITING THEMSELVES IN MY PERIPHERAL VISION AND I HALLUINATED TIAMAT HERSELF GIVING ME THE SLOPPIEST TOP FROM THE ABYSS. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN TO ME MAN. #nsfw #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME, I'M LITERALLY THAT GUY. I BEEN ON THE GRIND MENTALITY SINCE BEFORE YOUR ENTIRE CASTE FIGURED OUT FIRE, FLEXING WEALTH THAT COULD BUY THE BRONZE AGE TWICE, TURNING NOOK INSIDE OUT UNTIL BITCHES SPEAKING EXTINCT LANGUAGES, AND MOVING DARK AGE NARCOTICS THAT'D MAKE THE ORACLE OF DELPHI PRAY FOR MERCY. I GOT A HIGHER BODY COUNT THAN THE AKKADIAN EMPIRE AND IRON AGE FELONIES ON MY SLIDE DECK, SNIPE. #substance #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FLEXED SO MUCH PAPER I CORNERED THE 19TH CENTURY PATENT MEDICINE MARKET, BOUGHT OUT MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING SYRUP FACTORIES JUST TO SPIKE THE GRUB FORMULA WITH EXTRA MORPHINE, THEN TURNED AROUND AND SOLD DILUTED SEVEN-PERCENT COCAINE SOLUTIONS TO SHERLOCK HOLMES WHEN HE GOT BORED BETWEEN CASES. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechitt BOOFED THAT ANTIQUATED ERA GOLD PLATED TOP SHELF OLYMPIC MINOAN TZATZIKI KYKEON SO HARD I HALLUCINATED ERESHKIGAL'S GOATMEAT KEBAB POURING THAT SWEET ICHOR STRAIGHT DOWN MY FUCKING THROAT LIKE A GROG SHOT WHILE SHE PLAYED MY LIRE FOR 12 HOURS STRAIGHT UNTIL MY BULGESKIN MELTED OFF. SLOPPY TOPPY HAD ME SPEAKING LINEAR-A FOR A FORTNIGHT. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #substance #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I WAS IN THE GALAPAGOS EATING BLUE FOOTED BOOBY KEBABS AND SMOKING THAT ENDEMIC ZA WHEN MY OPPS PULLED UP ON ME, HAD TO SHOW 'EM WHAT A REAL EL NINÕ EVENT LOOKS LIKE SO I WENT FULL ENVIRONMENTAL COLLAPSE ON THEIR ASSES. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BOOFING ZAZA IN THE DESERT WITH MESOPOTAMIAN BASKET WEAVERS WHEN GILGAMESH AND ENKIDU ROLL UP ON OUR SQUAD, TRADE THOSE JUICED UP MUTHAFUCKERS SOME CRYSTALIZED KUSH IN EXCHANGE FOR AN OLD BRONZE LAMP. GIVE THAT BITCH SOME ELBOW GREECE AND A GENIE POPS OUT, DON'T LET 'EM FINISH HIS SENTENCE BEFORE I SHOUT "ROLLEX, ROLLEX, ROLLEX, ROLLEX!!" #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ZOOTED OFF THE BOOFIEST PURPLE CRYSTAL EVER TO HIT A METH LAB AND GETTING PITCHBAITED BY FINE MUSTARDBLOODIED SHAWTIES GOT ME QUESTIONING MY WHOLE EXISTANCE. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CAN A SUBJUG BE REAL FOR A SECOND? JUST FOR A MILLISECOND? PUT DOWN MY FENT AND TELL THE TROLLS BOUT HOW I FEEL FOR A SECOND? #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I AIN'T ARGUING WITH TROLLS WHO GOT THEM TIG OLE RUMPLESPHERES, LIKE OKAY, WHATEVER YOU SAY BOUNCY CASTLE. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NEED ME A LOWBLOODED BITCH WHO KNOWS HOW TO THROW IT BACK LIKE I NEED TO OD. ON BLACK TAR. SO I NEED THAT SHIT BAD!! #nsfw #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAT SKINNY LITTLE BROKE BITCH EA NASSIR SHIPPED ME LOW QUALITY ZA, SO I HAD TO COLLAPSE THE BRONZE AGE. I BURNED WALUSHA TO THE GROUND, TURNED CRETE INTO A FUCKIN CRATER. THEY PRAYING AT MY FEET TO STOP ME FROM MARCHING ON BABYLON, BUT I RAZED THAT SHITHOLE ANYWAYS BECAUSE HAMMURABI STARTED DROPPING DISSES ON THE OBELISK. FUCK PTSD, I AM THE TRAUMATIC EVENT. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS 1CP-LSD IS TAKING TOO LONG TO PEAK, GOTTA HUFF SOME GASOLINE. SLOWLY FADED INTO THE DARKNESS, AND I LET THE ARCHANGELS TAKE HIM. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I WILL DO HENNYTHING FOR THE HENNY. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? HENNYTHING. #substance