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▶︎ My Chest Hair Is Constantly Under Threat By My Moirail. Should I Hire A Body Guard._

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Total: 107
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+[U] Button-up-your-shirt

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▶︎ I Should Make A Pol↔l. For Democracy And Al↔l._

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+[U] we-don't-have-democracy-in-my-office

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▶︎ A Rebel↔lion Is Being Organized As We Speak._

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+[U] Huh,-I-can-see-y'all-through-my-office-window.

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▶︎ Don't Wor↔ry About It._

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+[U] 3-of-you-have-reports-to-turn-in;-you-have-an-interrogation. Tell-Margie-that-I-know-she's-been-playing-solitaire-on-her-work-computer,-and-I-need-her-to-finish-those-emails-and-owes-me-20-bucks-cause-I-was-right. And-I-will-remove-your-chest-hair.

Kult: +7
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▶︎ I'm Reporting That The Cof↔fe↔e Machine Ne↔eds To Be Descaled. Also You Can Relay That To Margie Yourself._ ▶︎ Making Them Wait Is Part Of The Inter↔rogation. I'm Watching Him On The Cameras For A Bit._ ▶︎ Nuh-uh._

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+[U] Anything-wrong-with-the-coffee-machine-isn't-my-fault. You-are-literally-sitting-next-to-her. I-can-see-her-smug-ass-face. +[U] Psychological-warfare-is-always-fun. +[U] uhuh.