♦ pitied by @metamorphicExaminer
+[U] i'll-keep-the-chest-hairs-as-a-keepsake
+[U] I'm-going-to-rip-a-fistful-out-when-I-see-you.
+[U] Have-you-considered-in-a-personal-fan-or-an-AC?
+[U] Addressing-only-the-3rd-statement: You-have-them-out-in-your-icon,-and-I-am-shorter-than-you. Button-your-shirt.
+[U] First:-Yeah,-I-wouldn't-hurt-you. Second:-We-are-literally-moirails,-you-bum-mf. Third:-Your-tits-take-up-like-half-your-icon.
+[U] nodding-my-head-like-i-get-it-of-course
+[U] :/-not-a-morsel-for-your-moirail?
+[U] No-i-mean-give-me-some-of-your-tits,-take-out-the-fat-and-muscle-and-share.
+[U] share.
🥛the Office Just Wants Matching Muggs With You :) #twin🐄
I'm calm. I'm calm. I'm calm. 😵💫
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Thank y!u, I have s! much business t! attend t!
Thank y!u f!r stating this !bvi!us fact
3 ENTIRE PE!!!PLE have questi!ned the legitimacy !f MY J!!!B t!day. I just signed up t! this site and i am plagued with such a headache inducing am!unt !f c!nversati!ns ab!ut it already
Hell! I am Fayque Naihem this is my real name and it is n!t fake and if it was indeed fake then it w!uld be very creative
[ croesusKingpin [CK] has been put on offline mode for abnormal anger levels in their system. ]
[JU$T FAILED TO GET DI#K #AN ANYOME TAKE ME OUTBA#K AND $HOT ME ]
+[U] depends-on-the-location.
+[U] Creepin-in-the-fuckin-hallways.
+[U] Yes.
+[U] As-if-you-already-don't-do-that-shit.
+[U] Bitch
[OH THAT FU#KER BLO#KED ME AGAIN]
+[U] I'm-making-a-face-Asnodi.
[ This user has broken their phone in anger! ]
+[U] I-can't-die,-so-the-worst-is. I-die-a-lil-bit-for-an-unspecified-amount-of-time. But-fair. I-will-not-drink-your-spicy-blood.
+[U] Loudly-in-my-thinkpan:-I-sure-hope-my-moirail-isn't-threatened-by-me-wanting-his-blood.
+[U] What-if-I-added-a-<>-after? Would-it-be-less-antagonistic-and-threatening?
+[U] I-want-your-blood-big-difference.
+[U] good,you-don't-need-a-bald-spot-on-your-chest.
+[U] Are-you-going-to-lick-me-too?
+[U] Moments-after-I-was-licked-by-my-matesprit.
+[U] I-want-the-rainbow-drinker-badge,-but-I-am-not-jade-and-that-would-look-weird. I-feel. Because. Rainbow-drinkers-are-usually-Jades.
+[U] Going-to-start-eating-my-keyboard-at-work. :/
+[U] I-love-my-quads-so-much,-but-I'm-bad-at-expressing-it. So-I-say-shit-like-"rips-chest-hair-out" Noiise-isn't-hairy.
+[U] He's-the-last-person-who-needs-this-by-the-way.
+[U] Bitch.
♦️█ ░ that must be awfully l0nely...i can imagine the s0rts 0f scars that leaves...burn scars...scars fr0m th0se wh0 d0nt understand y0u...scars fr0m em0ti0ns that cut much deeper...tell me...d0 y0u like guys 0r girls m0re? i c0llect b0th...and d0nt much mind either...plenty 0f...relevant experience... ▒ ▓❤️
I TAKE IT BACK CULL JAEDEN D'IV∞IR AND I'LL DATE Y∞U BIG TITS ∞R N∞T #nsfw #vi∞lence
1. N∞t be ann∞ying 2. Have big tits 3. Rich 4. haven't made a f∞urth p∞int yet, n∞ ∞ne's g∞tten t∞ that level 😔
[WHY I$ THE TOPI# TWINK$ WHY #AN'T THE TOPI# BE FAT HAIRY HOT #ERULEANBLOODED MEN???? #YEARNING]
+[U] ... Okay-sure-I-don't-like-that-but-sure.
+[U] holding-your-hand.
+[U] We-cleaned-out-the-rest-of-my-old-boss's-office. Completely-unrelated,-we're-having-a-bonfire-and-burning-shit.
0kay n0 hes fine Funeral 0rgy has been re-cancelled #nsfw
+[U] your-hands-
+[U] rock-paper-scissors-gets-complicated-when-your-moirail-has-6-fingers.
[TAPING A PI#TURE OF ME BOOTY NAKED TO A MOU$E TRAP, $ETTING IT OUT ON THE FEED AND WAITING IN A BU$H 🪤🪤...🌳🌳🍀🌲🍃🍃🌳 ]
b♤d news: i ♤m going to run out of kupo nuts...
♤s it turns out, it is ♤ good thing i woke up ♤s e♤rly ♤s i did tonight. kupo-mom h♤s visitors.
+[U] WELL-DONT-DO-THAT.
+[U] I'm-going-to-grab-a-fistful-of-chest-hair. And-rip-it-out.
+[U] Your-tits-are-too-big. Get-them-out-of-my-FACE.
>> ડeemડ your opt¡onડ are to e¡ther get b¡gger or make them,, ડma11er..?
+[U] My-matesprit-and-moirail-are-taller-than-me,-more-muscular-than-me,-and-have-bigger-chests-than-me. Lowkey-annoyed. :/
+[U] It's-why-I-hate-it.
+[U] I-hate-this-mug.
SOME TROLLS WILL REALLY LOOK AT MY PROFILE PICTURE AND MY QUIRK AND MY PROFESSION AND STILL WONDER WHAT MY WHOLE DEAL IS. ISN'T IT ♣️OBVIOUS♣️?
+[U] As-nice-as-it-would-be-to-live-closer. Scary.
+[U] We'll-find-out-in-a-few-minutes.
+[U] lol,-thanks.
+[U] i-need-a-specific-badge. 2 badges. gonna-learn-how-to-draw.
+[U] The-agency-reopened-for-regular-operating-hours. Immediately-flooded-with-cases. Ah. Sigh. Yeah.
+[U] Very-inconvenient.
+[U] I-kinda-wanna-move-in-the-middle-of-buttfuck-nowhere,-but-I-kinda-like-having-a-short-commute. And-sleeping-in.
+[U] You-and-I-both-know-we-can't-say-that.
D --> My secretariat often criticizes me for getting distracted D --> I hired her specifically to keep me in line D --> To ensure that I am not swept away by every little mention of a hoofbeast I see D --> It is not my fault I grew up an appreciator of fine art D --> And that I have the Empress given ability to recognize prized material when I see it D --> She does not allow me to decorate my office the way I wish D --> She says having depictions of refined and elegant genitalia from the humble hoofbest arranged one by one betwi%t photos of my own is undignified D --> I wish for my office to be like the story by famed author George Orewell, Lusus Farm D --> Wherein they 100ked from hoofbeast to E%emplar, from hoofbeast to E%emplar, and back again D --> And realized there was no difference D --> Unfortunately it is like George Orewell's other novel D --> 1984
+[U] I-can't-judge. Given-what-I-am.
+[U] Fair-enough. At-least-you-aren't-dead.
+[U] I-assume-it's-cause-you-live-in-evil-incarnate-wasteland.
+[U] damn-he-talks-more-than-i-do.
xx_I_GOT_TICKLE_ATTACKED_NEXT_THBAGTS_SO_FUCKED_UP_AND_EVIL_CHCHOW_BARELY_SURVIVED_xx
im a manipulat-r but i can make my face l--k like a ":3" s- i think that negates all my red flags
+[U] Yeah. He-was-a-creep.
ST-P PITYING ME Y-U'RE SUPP-SED T- LAUGH
+[U] Going-through-the-previous-boss's-things-and-finding-loads-of-weird-shit. 😬
---- |oh I don't know what most of those words mean| ____
:33 < oh my god. :33 < this one's asking what i've b33n thinking :33 < mewr the most relatable purrson on chittr meow!!!
I aam so tired, I wish someone would give me aa maassaage for aa chaange. I wish I could give myself aa maassaage without lifting aa finger, I heaar I aam pretty good aat it
+[U] No. Lol.
oh, no no, no flarp, a plain ol' human. narrowly avoided a heatstroke, so i'm just kinda resting right now, can't do much. what about you?
I kknew the riskks going into it, but oh deaar, if I aam not going to be aa little bitch aabout it
+[U] Everyone-wants-to-date-someone-taller-than-they-are. I'd-have-settled-for-someone-shorter. I-don't-like-being-picked-up,-but-it's-what-I-signed-up-for,-I-fucking-guess.