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it would be / such an honor / but please read rule 6 of the website
i'm a huge fan / like a massive fan
WITNESS THE RUTHLESSNESS OF MY EXISTENCE CUZ IM STRAIGHT RELENTLESS WITH MY BUSINESS I PUT TROLLS ON A PIKE BEFORE I SMOKE EM #TROLLDRACULAFLOW
I have just been informed of a fascinating method of de-cluttering that may help my dear constituents with ADHD or other mental health challenges. While I am a fan of the Troll Marie Kondo method of “does this object spark joy?” I have now learned of what some individuals refer to as “the poop rule.” Simply put, you need only to ask yourself “If this object had poop on it, would I wash it off or would I throw it away?” And behold, you have a solution to decluttering. If you would wash it, you keep it; throw it away, and you toss it. I encourage all of my dear constituents to take a moment and declutter today, if you are able. I am interested to know if this method is helpful for you.
(Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring, pick up the palmhusk) Hello? (Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring, pick up the palmhusk, girl) Hello?