WHENEVER I SEE ANOTHER DARN CYBER TRUCK ON THE ROAD.. I GET THIS DEEP AND HUMAN URGE.. SOMETHING INSIDE OF ME TAKES OVER. ALL I SEE IS RUSTED CHROME, TINTED RED. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE OLD WHITE MAN ON THE HIGHWAY HITTING 120 MPH WHILE DRIFTING THROUGH TRAFFIC. BUT I JUST CLOSE MY EYES, INHALE DEEPLY, AND LET THE ROAD TAKE CONTROL. USUALLY OUR CYBER TRUCKS BOUNCE OFF EACH OTHER. MY WIFE SAYS ITS MAGNETIC POLARITY PUSHING CHUMPS AWAY FROM EACH OTHER, I LIKE TO THINK IT'S JUST TO GET ANOTHER CHANCE AT 'EM IN THE FUTURE (IF THEY GET AWAY AND DON'T TROLL INTO THE DITCH).
THERE IS NO WILLING IN THIS. MY WIFE KEEPS BUYING THEM FOR ME. SHE THINKS IT'S QUITE HILARIOUS WATCHING ME STRUGGLE TO FIT ALL MY GOOFS AND GAGS INTO THIS CHROME PAINTED COFFIN. BULLET PROOF SHIT WINDOWS AND TRUCK BED LONG ENOUGH TO JAM A CRIB INTO BUT NOT WIDE ENOUGH TO LOAD ONE OF MY BEST SELLING BOOKS. WHAT'S THE POINT?? I KEEP HAVING TO FIND NEW AND CREATIVE WAYS OF WREAKING THESE BLASTED THINGS. HIT ME UP IF YOU NEED A CYBER TRUCK, MY LAWNS LITTERED WITH THESE THINGS.
try fitting 0ne inside 0f an0ther 0ne and then cram the cy8ertruck in a cy8ertruck inside 0f a third cy8ertruck w0uld 8e mad funny
YOU'RE SO ON THE MONEY LITTLE CHAP! I'LL HAVE TO WORK WITH MY TEAM OF DEEP THINKING, HARD HITTING, AND SILLY GOOFS ENGINEERS TO BRING THESE PLANS INTO FRUITION. WOULD BE MAD FUNNY, INDEED!
THIS. THIS IS WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT. CHOO CHOO INDEED. *TAKES A FAT HIT FROM CHERRY FLAVORED VAPE*