Mr. Poll
@mrPoll
Here to collect data for the Alternian Government on issues facing our population today
The results are in! I repeat the results are in! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/05127a0fcb4d.png What a wonderful cooperative empire we have! Please pay no mind to any of the artifacts in the provided image of the poll results, it appears my husktop is on the fritz!
what a trruuuully accurrate rrebrrezzentation of the generral obinion zzzezzzezzzzzzzzzzzz
Wow! The feedback on the poll thus far been very enlightening! Do we perhaps have any loyal subjects out there who are not so pessimistic? Anyone? Please.
I highly doubt so.
I would advise that this opinion is reconsidered! You never know when a change of pusher can lead you into a happier life!
VWhat? No Im saying I highly doubt that there are many that arent pessimistic matey, Im telling ya the troll empire is slowvly going to shit cause of these trolls.
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I see! What an excellent opinion from a loyal subject! I trust we can count on bright trolls such as yourself to secure the future of our mighty empire!
I fuckin hope so, if not the empire is doomed.
I think you may have to avoid searching up that term on any Alternian Empire Approved devices
~What is up Alternian Empire!? Due to increasing dissent and decreasing populations the one only Heiress Extraordinaire has approved an initiative for a data collection campaign designed to make your voice heard! That's right! From the lowliest low blood to the most prestigious fuchsias, you have the opportunity to make your voice matter for something other than bragging about your latest trivial accolades.~ Our first poll is a topic that affects us all, please drop on in and leave your opinion, all responses are 100% anonymous and dissenters will absolutely not be placed on a list and ultimately face justice! https://strawpoll.com/wby5QMd2JyA
