♠ hated by @museNot
I HAD THE RANKINGS REMOVED. SORRY IF YOu ENJOYED THEM. YOu WERE DOING SO IN ERROR. MISTAKENLY. THERE WAS A GRAPHICAL GLITCH. WHERE IT FAILED TO DISPLAY. MY RIGHTFuLLY COVETED NuMBER ONE SLOT. BuT NOW. YOu ARE ALL EQuALLY NuMBER TWO. LOOK AT YOu GO. AN ENTIRE WEBSITE. OF HOT SHIT. NEXT TO THE SHIT. WHICH IS ME. NuMBER ONE. WE CAN CELEBRATE HOW MuCH BETTER I AM THAN YOu ARE. TOGETHER. MANDATORY FuN.
CALIBORN. BORN. A LONG TIME AGO. DEAD. TODAY. WITH A QuESTION MARK. IF I DO NOT MAKE IT OuT ALIVE. I WANT. MY BITCHING LOOT. AND uNTOLD TREASuRE TROVES. TO GO TO THE RIGHT PLACE. TO @museNot I LEAVE MY EVERLASTING SCORN. MAY IT SERVE YOu NOTHING. TO @timaeusTestified I LEAVE ALL THE SWORDS THAT WERE TOO HEAVY FOR ME TO CARRY ON MY OWN. IN FACT. EVEN IF I SOMEHOW. SuRVIVE THESE PERILS. I WANT YOu TO TAKE THEM. THEY ARE FuCKING ANNOYING. AND WILDLY uNWIELDY. ANYWAY. THIS DOOR ISN'T GOING TO LAST. ANY% IMPENDING DEATH SPEEDRuN. @leucomaSalicis DIRT FOR YOuR HOLE. SO YOu CAN SHuT IT. @syntheticRevolution MY WIG COLLECTION FOR SNATCHING MINE OFF SO HEINOuSLY. @ardourCorvidae MY LEAST EATEN GOD TIER CAPE. @WARIOEPICFAN TWO CONDOMS. ONE FOR EACH PARENT. DELIVERED THE NIGHT BEFORE YOu WERE CONCEIVED. @onescratchOfmany MY LAST SCOTTIE DOG. ACTuALLY. NO. I NEED TO KEEP MY YuCKY NuTRIENTS uP. IF I AM TO BE NOT EATEN. I LEAVE. uH. SHIT. WELL I GAVE ALL THE NEAT SHIT AWAY ALREADY. MY EVERLASTING THANKS. EVEN IF IT. LASTS LONGER. THAN ME. FuCK I DON'T WANT TO DIE I DON'T WANT TO DIE I DON'T WANT TO DIE. IT WENT QuIET. TOO QuIET. MAYBE SHE LEFT? FOR GOOD? https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/24/image0d0b9c42815d25fb.png
I AM NOT PICKING uP. WHAT YOu ARE PuTTING DOWN. I AM PuNTING IT. AND HITTING THE GODDAMN GROuND RuNNING. I HAVE SO MuCH LEFT TO DO. SO MANY LIVES TO END. LONG BEFORE MY OWN. YOu HAVE GOT TO BE FuCKING KIDDING ME. I AM NOT READY. I AM WHOLLY uNREADY. I HAVE uNFINISHED BuSINESS. SO MuCH uNFINISHED BuSINESS. I HAVE TO PAY MY GOONS. MY DIMWITTED HENCHMEN ROPED INTO THIS FECKLESS ASS FETCH QuEST. I REFuSE TO EXPIRE.
NO. I DO NOT FEEL LISTLESS. I FEEL LISTED. LIKE AN ITEM. A MARKET SuRVEY SAMPLE. THAT I AM VIOLENTLY. MuRDEROuSLY. DISINTERESTED IN. TAKE ME OFF THE STuPID FuCKING CALL LIST. CLEARLY. I AM IN NO POSITION. TO MAKE HIGH STAKES HIGH STRESS PuRCHASING DECISIONS. I DO NOT WANT WHATEVER YOu ARE SELLING. YOu FuCKING LuNATIC.
WHY DID SHE LIKE THAT. I DO NOT LIKE THAT SHE LIKED THAT. DELETE THAT POST RIGHT NOW. YOu ARE GIVING THIS DEMENTED FuCKING LuNATIC IDEAS. I AM NOT TASTY. I AM STuFFED. FuLL TO THE BRIM. WITH SCOTTIE DOGS. BLACK LICORICE. COuRTESY OF @onescratchOfmany.
you are feeling listless? there can be release from this.
HOW DO I PuT MYSELF ON THE DO NOT CALL LIST. I DO NOT ENJOY THE PIT. THEY CLEARLY. HAVE THE WRONG FuCKING NuMBER. I AM NOT INTERESTED. DELETE. DELETE. DELETE. STOP.
IT'S CREEPY AS HELL!!! SHE IS SINGING IT. OuT LOuD. WHY THE FuCK DOES SHE NEED. TO PROVIDE SuBTITLES. I AM DANGEROuSLY NEARSIGHTED. AND EVEN MORE DANGEROuSLY FARSIGHTED. I COuLD READ HER LIPS. IF THEY WOuLD STOP SNARLING. AND LICKING. THEIR FuCKuGLY FROTHING CHOPS. I HATE IT.
What the hell is today that I'm seeing somebody quote fucking Run Rabbit. Make no mistake, it's a goddamn banger, but since when do you listen to that kind of shit?
FAT FuCKING CHANCE TuBBY! THIS IS YOuR CARDIO! ENOuGH FOR AN ENTIRE. AFTERLIFE TIME. I HOPE YOuR LIMBS ROT.
... That's a song. You just fucking quoted song lyrics at him. Why the fuck did you do this.
BEATS ME. AND FuCK DO I HOPE IT STOPS.
THIS IS JuST. AN uNFLATTERING. SKETCH IMPRESSION. THAT IS ALL. I AM REALLY QuITE. PEACHY. ORDINARILY. BuT I AM ALSO BEING KILLED.
WHO. THE ACTuAL. FuCK. ARE YOu???????
MAYDAY MAYDAY. RED ALERT. RED ALERT. SHE HOWLS LIKE A KETAMINE ADDICTED SILVERBACK GORILLA. THAT RAW POWER. WHAT THE FuCK DOES SHE EAT. THIS SHE-BEAST. THIS MONSTROSITY. THIS ABSOLuTE FuCKING uNIT. ABSOLuTELY SMASHING THE WHEATIES. NOT A FLINTSTONE LEFT uNTuRNED. AND SNAPPED PAST HER GuLLET. THIS IS THE SCARIEST FuCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. AND THE WORST PART. IS I DON'T EVEN HAVE ENOuGH TIME. TO FLICK MY NIPPLES. LIKE THE REINS OF A HORSE. TO RuN FASTER. I AM STuCK. ON MY REGuLAR TEXTING WHILE RuNNING SPEED. FuCK FuCK FuCK FuCK. IT'S NOT ENOuGH. I AM TEXT TO SPEECHING. DICTATING. WHAT MAY BE. MY FINAL WORDS.
PLEASE. SEND. HELP. I AM TOO POWERFuL TO DIE ALONE. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/24/her.gif
IN PuRSuIT OF MY DEAD SISTER. I HAVE DISCOVERED SOMETHING. uNSETTLING. IF ANYBODY GETS THIS MESSAGE. PLEASE SEND SYMPATHETIC HELP. WHO WILL WORK ON CONTINGENCY. THAT I SuRVIVE. PLEASE. FuCK. I DO NOT WANT TO BE ACCOuNTABLE. FOR THE ACTIONS OF MY SISTER'S MuRDERER. HE WAS A PRODuCT OF HIS TIMES. SPuRNED BY HIS CIRCuMSTANCE. I FORGIVE HIM. I FORGIVE MY SISTER. I FORGIVE ALL OF YOu. ALL OF YOu. FOR LAuGHING. MOCKING ME. FOR. OH MY FuCKING ME. DID YOu HEAR THAT. https://s6.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-688dc0ce06cb8f23.gif
Well, something is still worth noting when we have this bizarre a mystery on our hands, I figure.
YOu BETTER NOT THINK. THAT IS ANY LESS PATHETIC TO ADMIT. JuST BECAuSE WE ARE BOTH FEELING IT. HMP. WHATEVER. I FOuND SOMETHING. IT ISN'T MuCH. I DON'T EVEN THINK IT'S RELEVANT. IT'S NOTHING. BARELY EVEN ENOuGH TO MENTION. IN FACT. I AM PRETTY SuRE IT IS VIRTuALLY NOTHING AT ALL.
Bro, if the corpse of my greatest nemesis slash other half inexplicably vanished I might also be a little freaked out. I get it.
@ardourCorvidae IN HERE. THIS IS THE PLACE. WHERE THE BLACK MAGIC HAPPENED. I WILL BE INVESTIGATING MOMENTARILY. FuRTHER.
ONE MOMENT. I WILL BE CHECKING. I WAS. THOROuGHLY RATTLED BY NOT FINDING WHAT WAS RIGHTFuLLY MINE. BY BIRTHRIGHT. MY SISTER'S DEAD. HOLLOWED OuT. TRASHY ASS. CORPSE. I MAKE NO PROMISES I WILL FIND ANYTHING AT ALL.
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OMG OK lik£ who am I distracting??? OMG want m£ to lik£, talk about my boss or som£thing? Or my lik£, n£w cloth£s I got a LOT to lik£, talk about :P
DON'T TALK ABOuT YOuR BOSS. OKAY. I DON'T NEED COMPETITION IN A HIGH STAKES. HIGH STRESS ENVIRONMENT. RIGHT NOW. I AM YOuR BOSS. TELL ME ABOuT. YOuR CLOTHES. ARE THERE ANY. FRAGILE GREEN PARTS. WITH COSMIC BLACK GAuDY GLOSSY FIBERS. THAT CATCH THE MOONLIGHT. IF YOu HOLD THEM JuST RIGHT. AND SEEM TO HOWL WITH THE WINDS. EVEN WHEN THERE AREN'T ANY. LIKE. I AM WONDERING. IF THAT IS A POPuLAR NEW CLOTHING TREND. FOR NO REASON AT ALL.
A SCRAP. JuST A SCRAP. OF AN OuTFIT I HAVE NEVER SEEN HER WEAR. FRAGILE. GREEN. COME uNDONE IN SOME AREA OR ANOTHER. COSMIC BLACK. REPuLSIVELY GAuDY. LOOKS LIKE SPIT LICKED. GLOSSY FIBERS. THE SCRAP. CATCHES THE MOONLIGHT. IF YOu HOLD IT JuST RIGHT. HOWLS WITH THE WINDS. EVEN WHEN THERE AREN'T ANY. LIKE I SAID. NOTHING.
Okay w£ll lik£, no! But I can lik£, look!! Most of my wardrob£ is just lik£, shiny and black
Goddamn what the fuck kind of divine collectable did you just stumble across.
SO IT'S A GOOD THING? WHEW. CASE CLOSED. MY SISTER TuRNED INTO LOOT. OH. BuT YOu SAID SOMETHING ABOuT FOOTPRINTS. RIGHT. THAT WAS A THING THAT YOu DEFINITELY SAID.
Oh yeah we were looking for those too weren't we.
OK. NOW I AM CONVINCED. SOMEBODY IS FuCKING WITH ME.
Elaborate on why?
I AM GOING TO MAKE A NEW POST. IT WILL NOT LET ME uPLOAD ANOTHER IMAGE.
No tracks or anything? No sign that the grave had been disturbed?
WE ARE ON SuCH AN IDENTICAL WAVELENGTH. IT IS ALMOST DISTuRBING. YOuR THOuGHTS. uSuALLY BARELY COHERENT. OR EVEN INTELLIGIBLE. COuLD SELL COuRSES. IN BEING RIGHT ABOuT CERTAIN THINGS. I HAVE LOOKED. CHEWED uNTIL I CHIPPED A TOOTH. CLAWED PAST THE SuRFACE. ALL THE WAY INTO THE ICHOROuS BLACK. BENEATH THE SuRFACE. HER BODY WASN'T THERE. I CHECKED WHERE I LAST KILLED IT. SAW IT KILLED. THAT IS TO SAY. IT WASN'T THERE EITHER. I AM LOSING MY FuCKING ORDINARILY IMPENETRABLE MIND. IT WASN'T IN THE CLOSET. uNDER THE BED. WAITING TO LuNGE AT ME FROM THE TREETOPS. IT IS JuST. FuCKING. GONE. WHOEVER'S IDEA OF A WARPED AND PERVERTED PRANK THIS IS. I SINCERELY HOPE YOu PLAY IN TRAFFIC RECREATIONALLY.
What in the fucking Houdini is this shit. Corpses don't just cease existing.
I'm sorry, her corpse is WHAT?
YOu ARE THE LEAST COMFORTING FACE I COuLD SEE. IN A TIME LIKE THIS. BuT PLEASE DON'T GO. THAT IS STILL. COMFORTING ENOuGH. TO SuFFICE. OR IT WILL HAVE TO. AT LEAST. MY HANDS ARE SHAKING. AND MY. EVERY. LAST. SENTENCE. IS. ITS. OWN. WORD. I AM. NOT FuCKING. JOKING HERE. MY SISTER'S CORPSE. IS GONE. HER CLOTHES. STILL HERE. THE CHAINS I LOCKED HER IN. STILL THERE. NOT EVEN uNLOCKED. OR WORN AWAY. BuT HER BODY. IS JuST FuCKING GONE. NOT ROTTED AWAY. NOT MELTED INTO A TANGY BuT SATISFYING GOO. SHE IS GONE. SHE IS GONE SHE IS GONE SHE IS GONE SHE IS GONE. WHAT THE FuCK.
WHAT HAVE YOu DONE WITH MY SISTER'S BODY. I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT.
OKAY. I HAVE REEVALuATED MY STRATEGY. YOu WIN. FuCKERS. I APOLOGIZE. YOu ARE ALL CLEARLY WORTH MORE THAN NOTHING. AND I WILL NOT BE ASKING FOR YOuR HELP. WITHOuT THE MINIMuMEST OF WAGES. AGAIN. AFTER THIS POST THAT IS. CLEARLY OFFERING NO MONEY WAS A MAJOR MISSTEP. BuT NOW. THE CuRRENCY OF KINDNESS IS IN HIGH DEMAND. BECAuSE AS IT TuRNS OuT. DIGGING uP MY SISTER'S CORPSE WAS A VERY BAD IDEA. A TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, NO GOOD, VERY BAD IDEA. ROTTEN TO THE CORE. AND SEEPING INTO THE SOIL. BECAuSE IT MuST HAVE MELTED. THERE IS NOTHING HERE. I. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FuCK TO TELL YOu BAITED BREATH SuCKING IMBECILES. BuT MY SISTER'S CORPSE IS MISSING. ANY LEADS????? https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/24/image7f4632eefd514936.png
SEARCH QuERY. TIPS FOR DIGGING uP A DEAD BODY. FAT GPT. IN A MORBIDLY OBESE ACCENT. GENERATE ME. THE FLABBIEST SERIES OF SEQuENTIALLY ORGANIZED. INSTRuCTIONS. FOR RETRIEVING A VAGuELY SISTERLY OuTLINE. WITHOuT METAL DETECTORS. X-RAY DEVICES. OR SPIRITuAL MEDIuMS. THE FuCK DO YOu MEAN NOT ENOuGH CREDITS. THE FuCK DO YOu MEAN SORA IS GOING OFFLINE. THE FuCK YOu MEAN NO MORE BBWS??? ARE YOu GODDAMN DERANGED??? OKAY. CALIRAIGSLIST POSTING. GuY NEEDED. MuST BE MuSCuLAR AND WILLING TO SHOVEL SOMETHING. WITHOuT KNOWING WHAT IT IS. NO PAY. VERY VALuABLE EXPOSuRE. TO THE CONTENTS. uNDERNEATH THE TOPSOIL. AND SEVERAL LAYERS OF LIMESTONE. MuST BE WILLING TO DIG TO THE BITTER END. AND COME WITH A REPLACEMENT.
TRAITORS. TuRNCOATS. FIENDS. FuCKING. JuST WHEN I AM AT MY LOWEST. AND MY NEEDIEST. YOu ALL ABANDON THE LONE HERO. I GuESS THAT IS WHY THEY CALL ME. BETTER OFF. FIGuRING IT OuT. ON MY JuST LONESOME. WHEN I RISE TO POWER. AND OBLITERATE YOu ALL. WITH LESS THAN A THOuGHT. YOu WILL REGRET NOT HELPING ME IN MY TIME OF NEED. BECAuSE I WILL BE CREATING. ALL OF YOuRS.
OKAY. DO NOT CALL IT OuR BED. IT WAS. ALWAYS HAS BEEN. AND CONTINuES TO BE. MY BED. THERE IS NOTHING MuTuAL ABOuT THAT ARRANGEMENT. AND I THINK. SOMEHOW. SOME WAY. YOu KNOW THAT. YOu STuPID FuCK. YOu uNINTELLECTuAL BIB WEARING SHIT EATING GRINNER. I AM ABSOLuTELY BAFFLED. HOW YOu SEEM TO HAVE DOXXED THE INNERMOST CONTENTS. OF MY TRAuMATIC CHILDHOOD. AND ARE NOW AIRING. THAT STINKY PIT STENCH RICH. DIRTY LAuNDRY. FOR ALL TO SEE.
PuTRID. AND INACCuRATE. IF I COuLD REALLY REACH THAT FAR. I WOuLD ABSOLuTELY BE RELISHING IN IT. RuBBING THAT TRIPOD MONSTERCOCK. LIKE A POOL NOODLE. BACK TO FRONT. FRONT TO BACK. THE ONLY MIDDLING SHAFT. I KNOW OF. IS AN ELEVEN HuNDRED FOOT WASTE RECEPTACLE. I AM ABOuT TO GO RETRIEVE. AND TOSS THE BODY. OF MY DEAD SISTER. CONGRATuLATIONS. I KNOW WHERE I BuRIED HERE. AND NOW. SHE IS ABOuT TO BE DESECRATED.
BEGINNER'S LUCK. AGAIN.
OKAY HOW ABOUT NOW. WISE ASS. I AM PUTTING DOWN MY KEYBOARD. FFGF N TPGING WMY LBNKOWS. HMWMY?
YOu HAVE. NO IDEA. HOW uNBELIEVABLY QuICKLY. I COuLD HAVE YOuR FLESH uNSPOOLED. FOR EVEN IMPLYING IN ABSTRACT. ROuNDABOuT BuTTFuCKERY. ROLEPLAY. THAT I EVER MISSED MY SISTER. PAST. PRESENT. OR RAPIDLY SHRINKING FuTuRE. YOu ARE SIGNING YOuR OWN DEATH WARRANT IN BLOOD. THAT YOu ARE SORELY RuNNING LOW ON. MAKE NO MISTAKE. I WILL ACTuALLY KILL YOuR BITCH ASS.
OKAY. IF YOu ARE REALLY MY SISTER. THERE WOuLD BE CERTAIN. LINES OF INQuIRY. THAT ONLY YOu WOuLD KNOW THE ANSWER TO. WE SPENT PLENTY OF TIME TOGETHER. BEFORE YOu GOT YOuR RATCHET. SKANK ASS KILLED. AND KICKED OuT TO THE CuRB. BEFORE YOu STuNK uP THE PLACE. TELL ME. IF YOu ARE CALLIOPE. THE REAL CALLIOPE. HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING uP.
YOu ARE STARTING TO FREAK ME OuT. MODS? THERE ARE MODERATORS ON THIS WEBSITE. RIGHT? JANKY AS IT IS. @MODS. @BOSSES. @BIGBITCHESBEHINDTHECOuNTER. HELP? COuLD YOu INTERVENE? THERE IS SOMEONE PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE THEY ARE CERTIFIABLY NOT. A DEAD PERSON OF INTEREST. THEY ARE INTERESTED IN PRETENDING TO BE. STOP THIS FuCKING CuNT'S CHICANERY. AT ONCE. BEFORE I HAVE TO GET INVOLVED.
I REFuSE. TO PLAY INTO YOuR ELABORATE. AND FRANKLY IMPRESSIVELY COY. MIND GAMES. OF WHICH THERE IS ONLY ONE PLAYER. BECAuSE I DO NOT MIND. I DO NOT MIND YOu AT ALL. NOT A SINGLE THOuGHT FOR BRAINLESS THOTS. LIKE YOuRSELF. IT WOuLD BE A WASTE OF ENERGY. AND SEXuAL MAGNETISM. WHY ATTRACT. ONE COSPLAYING SET. OF BLIMP INFLATED ASS AND CORRESPONDING TITS. PRETENDING TO BE MY SISTER. WHEN I CAN HAVE A CANCAN DANCING CONGA LINE. OF WILLFuLLY OVERPOWERED. AND EAGERLY DOMINATED. SIMPLETONS. FuLFILLING THE ROLE FOR ME. EASY. TOO EASY IN FACT. MORTIFYINGLY SO.
IMPERSONATING MY SISTER WOuLD ORDINARILY BE A DEALBREAKER FOR ME. BuT I AM FASCINATED. BY YOuR PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE. AND YOuR COMMITMENT TO THIS CRuDE. MACABRE. AND FRANKLY DOWNRIGHT OFFENSIVE BIT. ALMOST ENOuGH TO ALLOW YOu TO LIVE TO SEE IT THROuGH. ONLY ALMOST THOuGH. IT MEANS. TO ME. THAT YOu APPRECIATED. MY uNDERAPPRECIATED TRIBuTE. LEFT TO MY DEAR. SWEET. DEPARTED. HISSY BITCHFIT THROWING. SSSSSSSSSISSSSSSSSSSSSTER.
DON'T BE SHY. I AM NOT. EVER. ESPECIALLY WHERE MY FEELINGS FOR ME ARE CONCERNED.
you both can resume doting over me.
I AM HERE NOW.