8D: "I'll truly become the king of parasocial relationships once…"

Mars Insignia

the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.

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The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

Chittr Gold™

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honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@naughtyTechnician[NT]

I'll truly becoome the king oof parasoocial relatioonships oonce i wake up too fanfictioon aboout me oon Chittr

Kult: +107

Kull: +90

Total: 197

Ratio: 1.19

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Laulum Pifzip

Trolltism

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

genderfluid

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ON DAT DERP

Just about the derpiest user around!

@hemoptysisCyanide[HC]

OK...I WONT POZT IT ON AO3...

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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Laulum Pifzip

Trolltism

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Yuri Official

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Verified

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

ON DAT DERP

Just about the derpiest user around!

@hemoptysisCyanide[HC]

(I WILL)

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Sisyph Herkul

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@atomizedHobbyist[AH]

>--D=I=could=try=and=write=some=if=you=would=like=haha=:)//<

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( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Kinda sorta wrote some weeks ago? Ewe probably don't follow my Swattpad, but yer a huge hit there. As in. People trying TO hit. I always just assumed that real trollian fic (RTF) wasn't yer game. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Forgive me. I was not familiar with yer game.

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( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Is it though. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Is it yer game. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I'll port it by my own fronds.

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Mars Insignia

the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Jaw oon the fucking floooor man hoow coould yoou noot tell me

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Kryqus. ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Ewe are cool. You coy motherfucker. ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Don't you think other people want ewe to find them cool also?

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ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Could not risk things going bAaAaAAAd. ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Refused to fumble the bag of holding.

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( Ꮚ⚅ᨎ⚅Ꮚ) < Consent must be. Unambiguous. Do I crosspost. Or does it never breach containment. Fer as long as ewe 'r still kickin'. Barrin' death 'o the author. This will never see any eyes 'ere. 'til ewe sign off. Personally.

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