SLeep deprivaation should maakke you aascend to godhood, but insteaad it just maakkes you aangry cry aabout the slightest inconvenience
Wanna pet my mullet?
... WHaat? WHaat does thaat meaan? IS it going to maakke me feel better? WHaat is aa mullet?
The point at which a stubbed toe makes you question your sanity is the point at which you begin to bargain with the loss of precious PTO hours.
NO. PLeaase, never contaact me aagaain