INTRODUCTIONS FROM THE PLAINTIFF! good evening, your highblood. my name is Filigree Hallowen and i am here today on behalf of the plaintiff in today's case, my client @kasaneTeto. (who then either stands and says "good evening, your highblood" as well or gets elbowed really aggressively). (you can sit back down now). we have a few housekeeping matters to attend to once the defense has made their own introductions
POINT OF ORDER! actually your highblood im down to be held in contempt of court if opposing(?) counsel would like to take over both sides of this case. so far what's left on the agenda is direct and cross examination of the plaintiff, recess, then direct and cross examination of the defendant, then closing statement from the plaintiff, then closing statement from the defense, then rebuttal from plaintiff
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! well then you owe the plaintiff some amount of money decided on by the judge, and also whether you win or lose you have to pay my attorney fees (very reasonable hourly rates)
over a social media beef???? siiiigh ok well you all keep arguing or whatever
POINT OF ORDER! social media beef is real . actually more to the point the trial cant continue until the plaintiff party representative comes back lol its 5:30am for her
POINT OF ORDER! the plaintiff would like to call @kasaneTeto to the stand. DIRECT EXAMINATION! please introduce yourself to the court