⛧i'm not too tall. im not too muscular. i have a bad attitude and i always smell of the blood of cattle. im like a fucking stink-bait with a lure for clowns to want to bother. they wanna murder or fuck me so bad they'll forget all about their fish companions. when the winter chilled knife slips between their ribs, only then will they know, i was doing the chasing the whole time. #romantic #murder #violence⛧
:33 < i have a furry similar purroblem :33 < i also always r33k of furreshly killed cattle and animals :33 < and i'm a small kitty :33 < so its always either they wanna fight or fuck me :33 < if they wanna fight i always kill them :33 < if they wanna fuck well... if they can catch me then i'm okay with it :33
⛧ive rarely found a clown that wasn't worth disassembling.⛧
:33 < they do the nasty purretty good. :33 < mewsually it involves me cutting their throats afpurr though cause they get all rage horny
⛧i wouldnt know. i dont like clowns. they die pretty noisy. they never learn to shut the fuck up.⛧
:33 < h33h33! im nyot one to shy away furrom a good time :33 < killers come in many clothes my furriend
⛧caste barely matters to me on who i cull. i just want to work my job, see my pitchmate and be left the fuck alone. i'm just a sexy little hors d'oeuvre for the honklings. and they always want a bite. good thing im usually the one gnawing on their trachea by the end of the night.⛧
:33 < pawnestly i s33 the appeal :33 < mew are kinda hot :33 < but i get what mew mean. :33 < my meowrail says i'm too furriendly and should be more closed off :33 < but i like opening up to people!! :33 < if they don't wanna kill me, i s33 no purroblem in using them to sate my own n33ds
⛧naive. i get the logic, but naive none the less. some people only exist to ruin your ability to trust people.⛧