If I was not one hundred percent certain that @canyouKeepit was not a variant of myself, or that I am not a variant of them, I may start being worried that we are the same person.

there is always that margin for error, friend. ha ha, can you imagine if we were thoughΒΏ
For your sake, I sure hope we are not. I know what my life is like and I would not wish it upon anyone. but we do seem to share many tastes.

funny, I feel the same way for the inverse. perhaps we are both lucky to have only our own misfortunes and not each other's. happy to have an associate of good taste.
Then let us never compound those misfortunes into one. I fear we could collapse reality that way. That was a joke, of course.

of course. imagine I am smiling mysteriously to imply it could be less of a joke than it seems.
Imagine that I am calmly reaching over to put an additional lock on the Pandora's Box you have laid on the table before me rather than opening it.

good troll; smart move.