People are saying their names again... I will never be caught with this.
That being said. I have thought of a good answer.
DO not let them swaay you
I was going to say "Casper 2" but the topic moved on, hah.
OH no... YOu must not hesitaate. CAaasper 2: CIvil Waaaar
Hah, do not worry. The other Caspers and I are all very cordial. I would fight the war on Casper on the side of Casper.
I aam not sure if it is reaassuring or unsettling
Well, given that I am not actually a variant of Casper, nor is my name actually Casper, you have little to worry about. I do like Casper, however. He is my friend.