Alpharia
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LoRD oF LIFE! SHE/HER, CoMPLAINTS ABoUT MY BRoTHER Go ELSEWHERE!
MY CARETAKER HAS BRoUGHT ME AN ANCIENT TRoLL DEVICE BY THE NAME oF "PALMHUSK"! I'VE HEARD oF THESE, BUT HoW Do I USE IT?
I HAVE To SAY I AM QUTIE THANKFUL To MY CARETAKER FoR PRoVIDING ME WITH ACCESS To A WEBSITE SUCH AS THIS oNE, AS IT'S THE oNLY REAL WINDoW INTo ACTIVE TRoLL SoCIETY THAT I HAVE IN THIS DESoLATE ALTERNIAN WASTELAND!
THE KNIGHT oF TIME TAKES CARE oF MY BRoTHER AND I, AND HAS EVER SINCE I CAN REMEMBER.
AW SORRY I ACCIDENTALLY HIT MYSELF IN THE FOOT WITH MY BREADIFIER RAY. DO YOU WANT SOME BREAD BTW?
MY HoMUNCULI FoUND A NEW CRACK IN MY PRISIoNER CoNTAINER! oNWARD MY HIRELINGS!
UNSURE IF I'M READY FoR #ERIDANWEEK BUT I SURE AM READY FoR THE CoNCRETE BAGS WE oRDERED To BE DELIVERED!
WHo ELSE IS HAVING A GooD DAY? NoT ME FoR CERTAIN. CRANE CoLLAPSED oVER THE NEWEST HIVE-ToWER AND WE HAVE To START THE WHoLE BLoCK oVER!! AGH!!