Alpharia
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LoRD oF LIFE! SHE/HER, CoMPLAINTS ABoUT MY BRoTHER Go ELSEWHERE!
WHEN I GAINED THIS ACCOuNT. I TRuLY DID NOT EXPECT TO SEE. SO MANY HuMAN AND TROLL MATING RITuALS. IT IS. CERTAINLY. uM. IT CERTAINLY IS. ((#NSFW #SuGGESTIVE I GuESS))
I HAVE To SAY I AM QUTIE THANKFUL To MY CARETAKER FoR PRoVIDING ME WITH ACCESS To A WEBSITE SUCH AS THIS oNE, AS IT'S THE oNLY REAL WINDoW INTo ACTIVE TRoLL SoCIETY THAT I HAVE IN THIS DESoLATE ALTERNIAN WASTELAND!
THE KNIGHT oF TIME TAKES CARE oF MY BRoTHER AND I, AND HAS EVER SINCE I CAN REMEMBER.
MY TIMELINE SPEAKS. OF SuCH WONDERFuL TRICKSTER SHENANIGANS. SOON TO OCCuR. AND I’M STILL STuCK. IN MY HOME. ONE COuLD EVEN SAY I AM. ABODECONFINED. SOON. FuCKING SOON.
I HAVE TO ASK. ARE YOu ALSO TRAPPED. AND CHAINED. TO A ROOM. OR IS THAT NOT STANDARD.
I VERY MUCH AM YES! I MAKE LITTLE CLAY HoMUNCULI To ENTERTAIN ME THoUGH, So ITS NoT Too MUCH oF A HASSLE. oUTSIDE MY BRoTHER, THAT IS.
INTERESTING. I HAVE NEVER CONSIDERED THE IDEA. OF CREATING HOMuNCuLI. OR EVER KNEW IT WAS AN OPTION. I WILL HAVE TO HuNT FOR CLAY NOW. I’M GOING TO ASSuME. YOuR BROTHER. IS AS AWFuL AS MY SISTER. FROM PRECEDENCE.
HE IS! HE JUST LAYS HIS THINGS ARoUND, EVEN oN MY SIDE oF THE RooM, AND HE KEEPS DESTRoYING MY LITTLE CLAY MEN AND CLAY CITIES! HE'S THE WoRST!
I SuPPOSE SOME EXPERIENCES FOR CHERuBS. ARE uNIVERSAL. I NEVER EXPECTED A RED BLOOD. TO BE ON THE OTHER SIDE THOuGH. THEN AGAIN MY KNOWLEDGE OF OuR SPECIES AND NORMS. IS MINIMAL AT BEST.
I NEVER EXPECTED A LIME BLooD To BE oN THE oTHER SIDE Too, BUT THEN AGAIN I'VE NEVER MET ANoTHER CHERUB BEFoRE Too.
I SuPPOSE. WE COuLD CONSIDER THIS MAYBE. POSSIBLY. THE BEGINNINGS OF THE HuMAN MIRACLE. OF FRIENDSHIP?
YES! MY CARETAKER TELLS ME oF SUCH oLD HUMAN CoNCEPTS! I ACCEPT PARTAKING IN IT.
should i have gotten #oiledup too?
THE oNLY THING THAT SHoULD BE oILED ARE THE JoINTS oF MACHINES oF INDUSTRY!