♦ pitied by @orphicAnodyne
I D(o)n'T hahav3 Th3h3 ballS T(o) Thr3aT3n a vI(o)l3Tbl(o)(o)D (o)r a fuchSIa I'D g3T cull3D InT(o) n3xT y3ST3rW33k, buT IT IS c(o)nfuSIng T(o) paInT a MASSIV3 SIgn (o)n y(o)ur back.
I D(o)n'T WanT p3(o)pl3 T(o) b3 T3rrIfI3D; unl3SS I'm W(o)rkIng, Th3h3n y3ah, D3aTh IS ImmIn3nT. MNY ISSu3 IS lIk3 I'm mInDIng my Damn buSIn3SS, anD WhahaT D(o) Th3h3y ThInk Th3h3y gaIn fr(o)m Thr3aT3nIng m3? SaTISfacTI(o)n? I D(o)n'T argu3 WITh STupID p3(o)pl3. I juST bl(o)ck 3m.
I'll Say WhahaT I Wanna Say WITh(o)uT pr3TTyIng IT up: S(o)m3 (o)f y(o)u Tak3 ShIT T(o)(o) p3rS(o)nally Wh3h3n a purpl3bl(o)(o)D SayS IT, anD IT hahaS n(o)ThIng T(o) D(o) WITh y(o)u. I hahav3 hahaD p3(o)pl3 b3c(o)m3 InSTanTly aggr(o) (o)n haharml3SS p(o)STS. LIT3rally juST (o)n Th3h3 baSIS I'm purpl3. "HI" m3T WITh bullShIT: "DI3 PURPL3BL(O)(O)D SCUM." My br(o)Th3h3r In mIrTh, I'm n(o)T 3v3n TALKING T(o) y(o)u. "I'D Sh(o)(o)T y(o)u." I hahav3 b33n Sh(o)T pl3nTy (o)f TIm3S anD bl(o)Wn up T(o)(o); TruST m3, y(o)u b3Ing aggr(o) (o)n my p(o)STS anD Thr3aT3nIng m3 IS ab(o)uT aS Scary aS a Small barkb3aST yappIng aT m3. Mayb3 S(o)m3 (o)f uS uS3 S(o)cIal m3DIa T(o) b3 S(o)cIal. LIT3rally ThIS IS m3 p(o)STIng (o)n chITTr f(o)r funSI3S
☆ I mean I’d say it’s a sKill which how much time and praKtice I put into it☆
// "...Systems went down in the ship..." // "...Taking several sweeps to repair..." // "...Unfortunately I'm stubborn and don't want to call emergency crew..." // "...It will get fixed..."