@overzealousDirective — #freebart
Frankly, I cannot believe I have to say this, but to be entirely clear:∞ Corporate does not "have the real Bart Simpson trapped in the reduplication caverns to entertain the wrigglers."∞ That is a man in a costume. I am sorry to ruin the illusion for you, but the protestors are starting to become a safety issue. There is no need to #FreeBart, as he is not being held hostage. Thank you.∞
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