♠️ I am Troll Jewish. Troll Roman Catholic. Troll Presbyternian. Troll Mormonster. Troll Seventh Dusk Adventerorrist. Troll Muslim. Troll Shintorturer. Just depends on who’s asking. And how badly they want to share at least one thing with me. ♠️
♦️ She ham on my mer. No. She mer on my ham til she. She hammer on my. She. Direct my head til she hammer. Wait you said thinkpan. Ugggghhhh. Nevermind. You suck. Not your fault you didn’t know. Failures are never self aware until it’s too late. ♦️
❤️ God I hope we do. ❤️
yeah, buddy, you're walkin' talkin' evidenCe of that last part.
i would genuinely sooner l∆y outside in the sun ∆nd feel its se∆ring r∆ys cook my shit smoove off
♠️ Hey? Shut up! You know that shit is NOT what I meant. You must think you are so fucking clever, huh? Well. Assflash newshole. You are the opposite of being that. Sipshit. And die. ♠️
♠️ I am NOT about to get owned in my OWN FUCKING POST. ♠️
yer damn ri6ht i'm the opposite of a walkin' talkin' evidenCe of failure, but don't 6o projeCtin' your shitsippin' proClivities onto me, feller.
♠️ That is not what I said? That is not what I said! Quit trying to logic your way out of this. You couldn’t logic your way out of a paper bag with instructions on the heel. Wait. You couldn’t. Uh. Paper boot. Yeah, that! ♠️
Careful, think yer strainin' a metaphor...