|-===--- ReSearch NeCesSaRy: The ChittLings On My DeVice Are Now ProClaimIng ThemSelves "Chuds." DeFiNiTion Is UnSpeCiFic. GeNeRal ConSenSus Is That It Means When One Is StuPid And UgLy And WithOut Friends. PerHaps Self-AWareNess Is TruLy PosSiBle AMong The MasSes?