
[TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: a waifu is the sacred east alternian act of claiming a kyutiegirl as your ultimate quadrantmate! ( ・ω・) waifu is a transliteration of the east alternian pronunciation of the word "wife", and shares this similarity with its male counterpart, husbando. (* ゚∀゚) waifus are generally fictional, while oshi is the term designated for fleshy gyirls! (*/∀\*)]
tthiss mmakess. ssensee i tthinkk....it is llikee. ppretendd? ᨑ_ᨑ

「waifus are real. ( :゚皿゚)」

[BEGIN MESSAGE] ... i can exp1ain tthe c0ntextz ar0und tthiz in dmz if y0u 1ike. but i zee tthat kent0n haz 0ffered exp1anati0n tt0 y0u. y0ur ch0ice i zupp0ze. [END MESSAGE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] p1eaze d0 n0t get upzet at f0urz. [END MESSAGE]
oh ookayy im ssorryy i. tthinkk mmaybee i. ddidntt uunderstandd tthenn. ttheyy are. ffictionall but rreall?
i llikee to. ttalkk to all my ffriendss we can. go and ttalkk aaboutt tthiss or mmaybee eevenn. ootherr tthingss ᨑ_ᨑ

[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthiz iz ttrue. i am happy tt0 exp1ain tthingz in genera1. [END MESSAGE]