
you yes you i want you to picture something in detail metaphorically close your eyes dont actually close your eyes so you can keep reading ok so you have a pizza slice youre ready to go in on this slice straight up devour it youre starved you fold it like a taco to eat this bad boy how are you folding it hotdog style or hamburger style #importantquestions

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origami ?????????? how the fuck

theres more than two ways to eat a pizza youre just scared of radical ideas we are going to change the world youll see youll all see

ohhhhh ok see this is why i stopped eating pizza too many sweats

i bet youre one of those folks who gets upset at chicagoans for eating their pizza with forks and knives

well see first you fold it hot dog style and then you fold it hamburger style for whatever fucking reason

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have you seen a chicago pizza of course they eat it with forks and knives

im trying to enjoy the pizza not make fine art why the fuck would anyone waste their time doing that make my mozzarella into a fucking crane that shits cold now aw dangit like ?????

that shit really is a pie