[IM TIRED OF $EEING PEOPLE HORNYPO$TING LET$ $TART #BIG$HOTPO$TING IN$TEAD GIVE ME YOUR BE$T PRODU#T OFFER AND MAYBE ILL #ON$IDER HIRING YOU FOR #ORPORATE!]
yes, hello, iii would liiike to propose a product. today iii am presentiiing to you my iiidea for a restraiiint table that does not buckle under the weiiight of a siiingle dehydrated lowblood and a tiiick lusus engorged wiiith theiiir delectable juiiices, but nonetheless stiiill requiiires assembly so as to make for compelliiing and subscriiibe worthy content.
[I LIKE IT! HOW MU#H MONEY DO YOU THINK THE MAKING OF THI$ PRODU#T WOULD #O$T (REMEMBER THE MORE MI#ROPLA$TI# IT #AN #ONTAIN THE BETTER!)]
iii beliiieve that iiit should be produced for a meager 6000 boondollars. enough to maiiintaiiin a certaiiin feeliiing of old school class and exclusiiion but not so much that the engiiineers are not iiincentiiiviiized to pump iiit as full of plastiiics (miiicro or otherwiiise, as all plastiiics wiiill eventually once agaiiin succumb to dust)
(( diiid you know: voiiice actiiing Ardata for the now nonexiiistent oriiigiiinal friiiendsiiim fandub transed my goddamn gender? IIIt's true! III understand her on a spiiiriiitual level and III am goiiing to make iiit everyone's problem
(( I forgot to mark this ooc to deauirk it but given the context of the statement I'm gonna claim it was intentional
[NOW THAT$ THE $PIRIT! ILL BE $EEING YOU IN MY OFFI#E BY NEXT WEEK!]