The Muckrake
@poeticPublicist
:33< prrrofile established 15-06-2XX6... :33< hello, i am the muckrake, your furry beast romantic journalist!!! (pfp by tagy9urtriggers)
D --> It has been incredibly beneficial for me to participate in non-erotic asphy%iation to train my lungs and increase my stamina D --> I am now able to hold my breath for nearly 10 minutes from training in this way
:33< noted 11:25PM 16-06-2XX6 :OO< that is unheard of!!! :33< how infuresting...
D --> Why have you noted down the time, what is so interesting
:33< it's a good way to organize infurmation on a subject! my notebook's pages are dedicated to one at a time x33< and, i've nefur heard of anything like that befur!!!
D --> I see, do continue then D --> It is strictly non-se%ual
:33 < new quad island AND girls messaging equius!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :33 < oh yiiiiiiis
:33< notes taken 11:02PM 16-06-2XX6 :OO< which equihiss? i must know!!!
JUST ATE AM BOMB RECOCMENDED 10 OF 10
:33< notes taken 10:56PM 16-06-2XX6... :OO< what did it taste like??? how are mew f33ling afpurrward???
EXCUSEME CHEIF LET ME EPDXLAIN IM FELELING GREAT AND ITSM TASTSY LIKE CRSUTY EXCTRA CRISPRY FRIED ROCKS
:OO< fried rocks? i don't think us trolls can eat that! :33< i'll have to dip d33purr!!!