Listen, man, you can't just come at me sideways, demandin' that I draw you a horse. I understand that I've settled pretty cozily into my niche, fat and nasty as I gnaw into all the hoof-licking dudebros decidedly below me on the food chain, but come on. Have some decorum. If you're not working for it, you're doing jack shit but anticipating that I'm weak willed enough to freely bend to your command. In a move that's pretty standard to this warped ecosystem, you're mischaracterizing me as some kind of regular Philophrosyne. A blow-me-over type bitch, unwilling to get erect and stand up for himself.
Kult: +24
Total: 24