The biggest crime a guy can commit is just being uninteresting. Put away the daggers and knives and bombs, oh my, and read yourself some gospel goddamn truths I'm about to funnel into you. If you're borin', you're nothing. I think I speak for the trees when I say that everyone can pretty readily excuse a dude being heinous if he's regularly funny, but if you're some chumpchange villain doing a slack-ass job at selling your brand of evil? Come on. What is there to appreciate? You're nothing without your brand. The people are gonna riot, bro.
Kult: +37
Kull: +25
Total: 62
Ratio: 1.48

