You, at a coffee shop: I hope I can get a black coffee today. Guy directly in front of you in line: Let me go ahead and tell you my life story. My wife is fuckin' the mailtroll and the only thing that can help me cope is addin' 12 shots of caramel to a non-biodegradable cup of bullshit. Dude behind you: I'm gonna blow up the bathroom right before someone else needs to use it, I've been saving this toe curler since last night. Guy behind the counter: This cock cage is turning my shit purple.
Kult: +25
Kull: +17
Total: 42
Ratio: 1.47