A brief reminder regarding ho$₱itality. If a troll i$ eating at my table, ₩orking beneath my roof, drinking on my tab, or other₩i$e enjoying the benefit of my good gra¢e$, I ex₱e¢t them returned in roughly the $ame ¢ondition I left them. Thi$ i$n't $entimentality. Damaged ₱ro₱erty require$ an a₱₱rai$al. ¢om₱en$ation, you under$tand.
Totally unrelated to whatever era-typical nonsense you're runnin' up on centerfeed, can I just say that I'm seriously fucking with the hilarious twist that is your badge display? I can appreciate that even the most brash and shameless fiends can proudly display that they're fuckin' with bear sentimentality, it's like watching an unabashed capitalist slow down in his efforts to mow down a forest chock full of endangered animals and go "hey, this rose smells pretty good, and I'm lowkey kinda jacked, fat, and ready to play, rawr", before continuing his crusade against all of God's littlest critters.
A man may a₱₱re¢iate a $turdy build, an endangered $₱e¢ie$, and the ₱rofitable develo₱ment of it$ habitat ₩ithout $uffering any ¢ontradi¢tion ₩hat$oever. I ¢ontain multitude$, Dirk. $ome of them have ex¢ellent ta$te in ₱re$entation.
You'll huff and you'll puff, and you'll blow that fuckin' wild hog's house down with little care paid to the ecopolitical implications of it all, but a stiff wind ain't gonna knock your ass over. It wasn't a critique of capitalism, I for one delight in the widescale modernization of jungle habitats for the pleasure of one (1) me. Just an observation. And trust, bro, when I say I am gettin' a regular goddamn eyeful.