Alright, so, crash course on Chittr culture and what it means to be a numbers-obsessed energy vampire. Episode 1, chapter 1: Plato's allegoony of the cave. The users of Chittr are aroused not by the presence of actual contact, but by the illusion of it. (See pictured: the ignorant dipshit manhandles himself to the implication of someone else's pleasure, despite no evidence that a second person is legitimately engaging in any kind of fondle exercises.) Really makes you think, right?
Kult: +38
Kull: +14
Total: 52
Ratio: 2.71