
for real though now that its not 1am if i made a hatemance dating app called okstupid would anyone use it

"some" lbr after a certain point you stopped trying to understand right shits exhausting and straight up embarrassing

I CAN GET KIND OF WORDY WITH IT BUT THE QUADRANTS ARE A CONSTANT FASCINATION WITH ME. I HAVE ON THE OTHER HAND, LEARNED HOW TO “DUMB IT DOWN”. I’VE BEEN LIVING WITH TWO HUMANS FOR A LOT LONGER THAN A GOOD PORTION OF BEINGS HAVE LIVED.

NO NO NO. IF YOU THINK IM THE ONE YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT WITH THAT THEN YOU’RE SADLY MISTAKEN. THAT IS ALL NEPETA’S.

it came to me dumbed down already so yeah that checks out

YES BUT NOW I HAVE A GOOD 400 HUMAN YEAR GRASP ON THE HUMAN LANGUAGE YOU CALL ENGLISH. I KNOW HAVE TO USE TERMS THAT MAKE SENSE THAT EVEN A HUMAN CHILD COULD GRASP THE CONCEPTS.

Feel free to jump in to the dms and explain however you feel comfortable

HOPE IT’S COMPLETELY COMPREHENSIBLE. I HAVE BEEN WRITING THIS FOR YEARS. WELL THAT AND FIXING IT AS NEEDED FOR ANY SPECIAL OPPORTUNITIES THAT AROSE THAT SOMEONE NEEDED A BETTER UNDERSTANDING.

NOW* I NEED TO SLOW DOWN ON MY TYPING MY FAT FUCKING THUMBS KEEP SPELLING OUT THE WRONG WORDS.

Thank you for the intensive guard to alternian relationships...?

YOU’RE WELCOME. NOW IF YOU SEE ANY OF THOSE WORDS POP UP ON HERE, YOU WILL HAVE THE KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT THEY WOULD MEAN IN A HUMAN SENSE.