I'd go to the little mask party but I wouldn't dare deprive folks of my handsome countenance. It'd be a crime keepin' this behind some kinda veil, y'see?
Maybe.
Oooh what if I like just got some kinda nylon fabric sewed into my hat to cover my eyes so it'd look like the top of my face was draped in shadow.
Would look unbelievably hard-boiled, might do this regardless.