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..and if we lost track of time, would you keep me in mind?

Blood: RustAge: Kult Score: 225Kull Score: 6727 followers6 following

everybody on here says something's weird about us and all i can say is how much glass are your houses made of these days to afford the rocks youre throwing over here

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Houses made of pure glass really do rake up quite the electric bill through their air conditioning habits. Don't even get me started on heat going in from the Sun.

@puppetRose[PR]

exactly its like damn okay we're weird like have you seen half of everyone on here some of these fucks look like our dead relatives

@puppetDave[PD]

I've been staying quiet about that.

@puppetRose[PR]

yeah i can imagine its awkward for you since its still so fresh

@puppetDave[PD]

Yes. Let's... drop it, for now.

never said there wasnt just saying that everyone else is, too

@puppetDave[PD]

wait, what? whats supernatural about us?

@puppetJade[PJ]

the show it's still going.

its funny though

@puppetDave[PD]

It's literally funny.

you all know who the fuck i am so lets get down to brass tacks: - i live with my friends - never played the game - everything is chill - we're just getting by on normal lives

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take notes @puppetJohn this is how you intro

@puppetDave[PD]

and you said mine sounded like a resume...

@puppetJohn[PJ]

this isnt a resume build, john, its a blunt one- no flash, easy reads, simple bullet points. thats how we get to business, all one way streets here

@puppetDave[PD]

taking notes and learning i guess.

@puppetDave[PD]

Simplicity truly is sound, I suppose.

@puppetRose[PR]

better believe im the simplest among us wish i was a single celled organism cause im already living here in my single cell touting my organ, ism

@puppetDave[PD]

Bit of a reach there, but 7/10 for the potential implications you may have missed.

@puppetDave[PD]

NOOOO! PUT THAT THING AWAY!

@puppetJade[PJ]

okay not that organ come on